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Itachi: I lost my 101 day streak and stopped taking Spanish lessons.
Sasuke: …

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Itachi quit Duolingo
Sasuke: Itachi, I came here for the truth. What really happened on that night.
Itachi: I lost my 101 day streak and stopped taking Spanish lessons.
Sasuke: …

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Sakura: What happened to your nose?
Sasuke: I used it to break some guy's fist.
naruto : have you ever been in love,sasuke?
sasuke : yeah, once
naruto : oh, how did it end?
sasuke : [looking into naruto's eyes and smiling] it hasn't
i saw the chance and i took it :d also i’m making this kinda drunk so they all look weird ❤️
YES I DID FORGET MY MAN’S NARUTO CUTE FACE LINES IM SORRY
Incorrect Naruto Quotes
Naruto, holding up a python: I got a snake, what do I name it?
Sakura: YOU GOT A WHAT-???
Sasuke: William Snakeshpere

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Incorrect Naruto Quotes
Naruto: I’m going to take you out
Sasuke: great, it’s a date!
Naruto: I meant that as a threat.
Sasuke: See you at five!
Incorrect Uchiha Quotes
Shizui: Sasuke, can I talk to you for a second
Sasuke: What’s up, let me guess you and Itachi are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss
Shizui: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read the books
Incorrect Naruto Quotes
Naruto: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Sasuke: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Naruto: Jokes on you, I can't do math