#incorrect rarry

Ron: Sit down, I’m gonna torture you now Harry, smirking: Kinky. Ron: I think you’re sweet and beautiful. Harry: What— Ron: You deserve to be cared for. Harry: Stop, now— Ron: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. Harry: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!

Ron: Babe, could you—? Harry, pointing at himself and looking around, before looking back at Ron: Babe? Ron: Bloody hell, I meant to say mate! Harry: Nope. From now on, you have to call me “babe.” If you call me “mate,” I won’t respond. You can upgrade but you can’t downgrade.

Ron: Sorry, I’m late to the party. I’ve been doing things. Harry, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. Percy: Wow, Ron was late too! What a coincidence! Bill, looking on with Charlie: So, he doesn’t know yet? Charlie: He knows. He just doesn’t accept it.

after a quidditch match ron: mate, not that i mind it, but why did you throw malfoy off his broom? harry: harry: a healthy and positive spirit of competition? ron: harry: he was looking at your arse!

Harry: I've noticed Ron and I have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our bromance

Sometime after Harry and Ron got married Someone at the office: Weasley. Harry: *bursts into tears* I've always wanted to be a Weasley

Harry: I am Harry Potter, the Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived, I defeated Voldemort twice, and I— Harry: looks at Ron Harry: I am very, very gay.