Technically, alcohol is a solution.
Rick Sanchez, at somepoint

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Technically, alcohol is a solution.
Rick Sanchez, at somepoint

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I am hilarious and people will end up quoting everything I say.
Rick, breaking the 4th wall again
Morty [to Jessica]: I just wanna be friends.
Morty: Plus a little extra.
Morty: Also, I love you.
We’ll definitely be back next year. If not, it’ll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that’s canon.
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R.I.P. to the fuck I almost gave.
Rick Sanchez

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Rick: This is a song about a crazy night that happened a couple months ago. It's called "What Did I Do Last Night?"
[dramatic lights and suddenly a beat starts]
Rick: What the fuck did I do last night?
Rick: I blacked out drunk and cried myself to sleep.