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D&P texting c. 2009
phil: come over
dan: i can't my car only has three wheels
phil: do u have a tricycle
dan: you were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"
phil: i was distracted by ur tricycle
dan: ok start over
phil: ok
phil: come over
dan: i can't my car only has three wheels
phil: what color is ur tricycle
dan: fuck you
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Dan: *falls asleep*
Phil: *proceeds to pile stuffed animals on him*
Phil: You seriously have a fan account...dedicated to...my eyelash?
Dan (aggressively hiding his and Phil's mobiles): nO wHy WoUlD yOu ThInK tHaT
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Dan: Phil do you know what the date is today?
Phil:....... is it On this day in 1781, Britain's Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, Virginia, handing a huge victory to American Gen. George Washington and effectively ending the American Revolution and assuring America's independence?
Dan: what the fuck it’s out 10 year anniversary.....
Dan: Phil, can I take you to my therapist?
Phil: Uh, sure. Why?
Dan: He thinks I'm making you up.
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Phil: What happens if you put a werewolf on the Moon?
Dan: He'd explode and die because there's no oxygen on the Moon.
Phil: I never said we'd send him up without a suit, you monster.
Phil: You're my secret Santa.
Dan: Wat
Phil: Oh shit, I meant soulmate.
Dan: Are you cooking?
Phil: I wanted to do something nice for you.
Dan: But instead you cooked?
