Apr 10, 2023
Lupin III, losing his patience with a particularly pompous mark: Jigen, we're gonna have to put the heist on hold for a minute; I gotta make a detour and fuck this guy's wife.
Bored unappreciated trophy wife, later that day: *answers the door*
Lupin: Hi I'm trying to rob your husband - wanna have sex?
Wife: 'kay.
joke inspired by this video at the 1:52 mark, although tbh it is a short video and it is absolutely worth watching the whole thing.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect lupin iii#original#britanick#incorrect lupin#daisuke jigen#arsene lupin iii#the video was made by two guys who occasionally guest star in college humor#including the guy who wrote all of the true facts about Grant videos#collegehumor#after lupin steals the guy's prize ruby or whatever he sells it and has an account set up in the wife's name#so she can be independently wealthy. she immediately leaves her husband. she and lupin remain friends.#lupin has more money than he'll probably ever need by this point so i think he mostly steals for the challenge and thrill of it#and occasionally he does it because he meets a rich asshole and he wants to steal something from them specifically#obviously if she didn't wanna have sex lupin would respect that. and quite possibly still give her the resources to feel#like she can leave her husband. since that is still nice for her and bad for the rich asshole who treats her like eye candy#i mean if she's happy as a trophy wife that's fine too but if her husband is such a great guy then why did i write this post about him?!?#GOTCHA.
