Aug 10, 2024
Aragorn:Â Damn, the power went out.
Legolas: Don’t worry, I got this.
Legolas:Â *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Aragorn:Â What-?
Legolas:Â I swallowed a glow stick!
Aragorn, on the verge of tears:Â WHY WOULD YOU-
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Aragorn:Â Damn, the power went out.
Legolas: Don’t worry, I got this.
Legolas:Â *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Aragorn:Â What-?
Legolas:Â I swallowed a glow stick!
Aragorn, on the verge of tears:Â WHY WOULD YOU-
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Pippin: Whats it like to be immortal?
Legolas:
legolas is the type of guy (elf?) to say "lmfao" unironically at every possible situation. like not even the letters "l-m-f-a-o" just the weird sound it makes as if "lmfao" is an actual word
Boromir:Â I have a problem.
Legolas:Â Kill it.
Boromir:Â Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Legolas:Â I'm tired.
Aragorn:Â You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Legolas:Â I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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Legolas: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
legolas, after chugging all of the water in the waterskin: y'know, i really should NOT have drunk this whole thing right before our five hour kayak trip
legolas: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave moria to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried
gandalf: nothin like the smog and shmuck of a balrog to get the blood pumping
legolas: you need to get tested like immediately