Oct 7, 2020
Hop: Ah yes baguettes, the ekans of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eelektrik, good sir.
Baker: What?
Victor: Just ignore him.
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Hop: Ah yes baguettes, the ekans of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eelektrik, good sir.
Baker: What?
Victor: Just ignore him.
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Hop: What's that you got there?
Gloria, standing next to her Eternatus and holding a cup: A smoothie
Hop: Your hands, I want to hold them
Victor: Your lips, I want to kiss them
Bede: Your dreams, I want to hear them
Gloria: YOUR TOES, HAND EM OVER
Nessa: Millennials are blamed for everything! It’s getting old!
Bea: The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rattata. It was transmitted by millennials.
Piers: Millennials shot Versace.
Victor: Millennials killed off the dinosaurs.
Sonia: Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenburg.
Gloria: Cain was a millennial.
Marnie: Millennials caused the Great Permian Extinction.
Leon: The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with a floating colony of ocean millennials.
Raihan: 10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For.
Hop: Millennials killed Princess Diana.
Leon: I though we agreed that one was John Mulaney.
Hop: John Mulaney is a millennial!
Hop: Oh look, it's the scenie weenie!
Piers: What the fuck did you just call me?
Hop: A scenie wee-
Piers: I AM PUNK NOT SCENE.
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Piers: If I could describe you with one Metallica song, it'd be "The Day that Never Comes"
Hop: And why is that?
Bede: Because that'll be the day you actually become champion!
Bede to Hop: If reality is a simulation, then you are the biggest glitch there is.
Hop: Do you mean the type of glitch that ruins the game, or the kind that makes things more fun?
Hop, walking in on Maxim sulking on top of a dresser: Oh, hey man do you want anything for dinner?
Maxim, in a deep, gravely voice: Chicken nuggets.