Dec 16, 2025
Jared: Hear me out on a Frosty.
Evan: Th. The snowman???
Jared: Holy shit, no. From Wendy’s. What kind of freak do you think I am?
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Jared: Hear me out on a Frosty.
Evan: Th. The snowman???
Jared: Holy shit, no. From Wendy’s. What kind of freak do you think I am?
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zoe: would you rather kill jared or-
connor: yes, kill him.
zoe: i didn’t say the other-
connor: i don’t need to hear it
jared: …i’m feeling a little unsafe
zoe: i spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter "S"
jared, looks over at evan and connor: is it sexual tension?
Connor: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Zoe: you’re a hazard to society
Jared: and a coward, do 20!
Connor: [dies]
Evan, abt the Murphy family:
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Connor: Hey, are you seeing someone
Evan *Nervous*: No, why?
Connor: Idk, I think a therapist would help
Teacher: If you have 20 watermelons and give 5 to a friend how many do you have?
Evan: Friends?!
Jared: Why am I giving watermelons to friends?
Connor: Why do I have 20 watermelons?
Connor, done with Jared’s shit: *shoots him with his hair tie*
Evan: oh my god, Jared are you okay?
Jared, laying on the ground: I guess they never *coughs* miss, h u h
Evan: shoot him again