Shane: Hey, did you hear that noise?
Ryan: Probably the sound of you being an idiot.
Shane: Oh. Probably right.
Shane: *under his breath* dick biscuit.

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Shane: Hey, did you hear that noise?
Ryan: Probably the sound of you being an idiot.
Shane: Oh. Probably right.
Shane: *under his breath* dick biscuit.

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Shane: So I'm sitting there. Barbecue sauce on my titties...
Ryan: [W H E E Z E]
Ryan, in the middle of the night, panicking: Shane, something just touched my leg!
Shane: Was it your other leg?
Ryan:
Ryan: ... Goodnight.
Shane: Man! It's times like this that I wish I had an attack plunger!
Ryan: [throws it at Shane's head]
Shane: You're supposed to throw it at my hand!
Ryan: Your head's a bigger target!
Shane: Oh, I'll show you a bigger target--
Imagine that: The scene on Goatmans bridge when they're using the Ouija Board and their heads are super close together but then they both get startled by a bird in the woods and they bump their heads together

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Shane: do you know what I've realized?
Ryan: that some thoughts are better off unexpressed?
Shane: nice try
Ryan: welcome back to me screaming aAaaaAAaaAAaaaAaAAAAAAAaAaaAaaAAAAAaA
Ryan: I didn't mean to hurt Shane, his face was in the way of my foot!
Shane: *looks to the camera like he's on The Office with a black eye*