#incorrect avenger

Peter: *kicks the door down looking panicked* Peter: *proceeds to hide behind the couch* Tony: *whispers* What did you do? Peter: No-one got hurt and nobody died Tony: *iron-dad mode activated* WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?!?

Steve: I don't know, we all just kind of thought you were dating... Clint: Why would you think that? Bruce: You always finish each other's sentences. Natasha, sighing: That's not romance, that's wanting to have the last word.

Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

Clint: Coulson kicked me off the mission for good because I am apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "Barton". Natasha: That’s just your name. Clint: Yeah but you didn't hear his tone.