Feb 3, 2019
Me explaining why 2/3/19 is cool:
Mom: “so it’s poisonous sock day?”
Me:”...”
Happy Poisionus Sock Day everyone.
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Me explaining why 2/3/19 is cool:
Mom: “so it’s poisonous sock day?”
Me:”...”
Happy Poisionus Sock Day everyone.
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Rewatching Jessica Jones has made me realize that all us Semantics Kings wouldn’t be much effected by Kilgrave.
“Put a bullet in your head.”
Me: places bullet in mouth.
“Stab that guy”
Me: gently pokes hair
“Have dinner with me”
Me: Makes reservations for nintey years in the future
I think my favorite game mechanic is Russian Stealth. Or put another way:
“Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice.”
What band jumps off bridges for fun?
Bungeeovi.
I teach fourth grade Sunday school and let me tell ya, people talk about children having “The Wiggles” like it’s a severe nervous disorder.
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Mother: -dumps remaining bottle of vanilla into cake mix-
Me: “This is the only acceptable measurement of vanilla.”
Friend: “Why is that ugly muppet flirting with you like he’s got half a chance?”
Me: “Idk I guess he thinks he’s a regular sock-rat-tease.”
Slightly random question:
What’s your opinion on a wife taking her husbands last name? Sensical? Nonsensical? Oppressive? Odd? Idc if you’re married or unmarried, cause chances are you’ll run into it eventually.