Which Quirks would be the most useful in an office setting?
After talking about all those sports events, this feels depressingly mundane.
Confession: An amazing way to get a straight answer from your coworkers. Whether it be to get real opinions about a plan or to weed out any kind of insubordination in office politics.
Fiber Master: Appearances matter a lot when you work in the office. So if you find yourself clashing with the dress code, you can rearrange your entire ensemble to fit with the latest trends.
Quad Arms: Times at the office can be busy. It feels like you need extra hands just to get through all work. Now, you have those hands. And unlike "Dupli Arms", you won't break office dress code by having these extra arms in a fitted suit.
Vitality Stealing: Tired after not properly eating or sleeping? Need to get through the massive work load dropped on you. Now you can have all the energy you need. All you have to do is leech that energy off of your lazy coworkers who aren't doing their job.
Incite: You know all those long, boring speeches that bosses try to give in order to "motivate" their workers into working hard? This one can actually get them to work as hard as you want them to and help the people they're talking to get work done.
Double: There's always that one worker. They're gone for the day and suddenly your massive project has been stopped to a grinded holt. Just make a double for them and then you won't have to worry about one person running everything.
High Spec: I feel like I mention this Quirk all the time in these lists, but it really fits great with this one. If Nezu was able to go from lab rat to richest person in the world, I'm sure even your average business student can do the same.
Anthropomorph: Though really, why even bother with real people to fill up your work force? You can take the uncomfortable furniture and make it work for you. After all, most office jobs feel like they can be done by trained monkeys. This is just a step above that.
