obv there was a lot that was just adorable about the latest McLaren reel - but I'm horrible and well

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obv there was a lot that was just adorable about the latest McLaren reel - but I'm horrible and well

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the way Lando can bask in his own win right next to Oscar, who had a very different end to his own race, not because Lando is arrogant and careless (he isn't) but because Oscar will always bask in Lando's happiness with just as much joy
truly we've seen Oscar laugh so hard at other boys and at himself but never with that full body weakness and head thrown back that he does when is Lando doing anything slightly at all that is cute or funny or silly
we've seen Lando giggle and enjoy getting attention from people but never with that little smug smirk and lifted chin all proud bc he doesn't even need to look to know Oscar is watching and smiling and giving him all his attention
having Lando's beautiful chaos around makes Oscar's famous self-composure crumble into unrestrained joy and having Oscar's attention and quiet constant presence around makes Lando's famously hectic brain turn confident and calm
Oscar will always know what Lando needs and Lando will always get Oscar out of his shell
inch, i need your interpretation of lando saying what you see is what you get with oscar!!!
no fr it's so in line with his 'same Osc, just another year' and acting like he's been with Oscar for "years" bc inside Lando's head, the fixation he has with trying to figure Oscar out has gone through about a hundred permutations and it baffles him that one of Oscar's most consistent qualities is literally his constancy
and like, this has been the little conflict that's been happening inside Lando's head since they met tbh ??
it's oscillated from hmmmm Oscar is so tall and polite but ugh I dw to be the older teammate I want to be baby -> Oscar knows a lot about me and watches me a lot he's very tall with pretty hair and actually kinda funny -> Oscar is so quiet why does he like me so much but he won't take the lead like Carlos and Daniel did -> Oscar is so talented and fast and he won a sprint race ugh but he doesn't brag and he's so nice and respectful -> Oscar finds everything I say interesting and all my jokes are funny to him and his hair looks so cool but he doesn't post me enough on his sm ugh -> Oscar is such a great solid guy honestly and he's even taller and bigger now -> why does Oscar look at me so much but he won't pretend to be gay for fun (I like it) like Carlos and Daniel do -> why isn't Oscar even pretending to be mad that I hung out with Daniel and not him >:( why isn't Oscar ever jealous when I talk about Carlos or Daniel uggh -> remembered today how I invited Oscar to golf once and he turned it down yes I'm still mad -> dear reader it's 2024 and Oscar is still kind and respectful and still looks at me a lot and tries to be in my space even if it means waiting next to Carlos but he still won't make a move to hang out more -> oh I see Oscar will play padel with Alex and Logan but not me unless it's a stupid group thing yea miss me w that -> dear reader is Oscar just a rly sweet good guy and therefore respects my space and leaves me to initiate things so that I feel comfortable I hate thisssss
I feel like ship-wise about each other the dynamics are
Oscar watches // Lando stares
Oscar Moon // Lando Sun
Oscar sees // Lando feels
Oscar knows // Lando hopes
Oscar keeps // Lando holds
Oscar dares // Lando risks
Oscar suffers // Lando aches
Oscar cares // Lando heals
Oscar burns // Lando drowns

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literally every single landoscar challenge even when they get excitable it’s just high pitched squeaking but otherwise they’re so incapable of getting aggressive or roughhousing each other the way they do with other Men and godddd their dynamic together is so gentle and quiet and silent communication how sinister and alluring must it feel for The Men watching them thinking what are they??
like Lando with Daniel and Carlos would’ve been body checked or scream laughing and Oscar w the Prema boys would’ve been roasting them alive for everything imaginable but then Lando and Oscar get together and it’s looking at each other and mind melding and Lando fussing at Oscar and Oscar caving immediately to him “why’d you go with Monday” “I should’ve said Wednesday” whattttt
please tell me your parasocial theory about the lando effect on his teammates i'll shrivel up like a raisin without it actually
god. I'm gonna try and keep this coherent and not TOO weird. obv this is completely without knowing any of these people personally and it's just me theorizing for fun without any actual private knowledge etc etc !
(I've had to edit the hell out of this bc I don't want to like outright offend anyone since this isn't meant to be super serious at all but I'm mortified at how long it is anyway lol)
so we all know that Lando has always had the whole main character fairytale prince/princess quality that started from taking so incredibly long to finally grow up right up to his version of grown up vacillating between devastating fuckboy to coquette fetish sweetheart. and we all know that Lando is fully aware of how he looks and how he's perceived bc of visible social media presence and interactions and also just being around mirrors. he's stunning and charismatic because he makes no effort to be and there is an aura of destiny and magic around him with whatever he does. but he's always seemed like someone who needs to know what exactly he means to his close friends, mainly guys. in a way that's almost like 'yeah you have a girlfriend but does she accept that I'm ✧Me✧ and not just a Normal Blokey Friend?' or 'will your friends accept that I'm ✧Me✧ or will I have to put up a front?'
the reason Lando's so magnetic to people is because he's a ✧Me✧ but also because he's a ✧Me✧ while being a guy which guys aren't usually secure enough to be ✧Me✧. a lot of guys dress up or play up acting like one but Lando's authentically a ✧Me✧ and not to be classed with guys who are Normal Bloke or Normal Friend. they are very very rare.
to expand on this further and because I have insomnia let's take a walk through our perceptions and occasional facts of fandom observation over the years...