#imyourshuttlepilot

// Headcannon accepted! That's sooo sweet.

✣ :Physical disability/disadvantage

There is no getting past the fact that Shepard is large, bulky, and loud. Enemies can see him coming a mile away, and if not, they will certainly be able to hear him. Although he serves as the Alliance’s poster boy and model soldier, he is completely unsuited for espionage or any mission involving a delicate, subtle approach. He is and always has been a very “in your face” type of individual, incapable of stealth.

✭ :An obscure interest

Suspicious of everyone and everything, Shepard’s true abilities manifest in… writing conspiracy theories. In a merciless galaxy overflowing with liars, cheats, and traitors practically itching to damage his reputation, Shepard records his observations daily, lest some scoundrel attempts to remotely control him through the use of some seemingly mundane object.

He keeps multiple records of his conspiracy theories hidden throughout the Normandy and in the darkest corners of the extranet. While others may laugh at his paranoia, Shepard’s fears are actually well-founded, considering just how many of his theories have been proven true.

"Times when Shepard Was Right:

The Rachni are still alive

I have a clone

I can be controlled through Cerberus implants

The keepers are evil

The asari are hoarding technology

I will be betrayed by someone in the Council.”

✰ :Weird thing they want to try or have tried

Shepard has a wide collection of weapons in his cabin, including an antique rapier. Although it will likely never see the light of day, Shepard longs for the moment he can wield the sword in combat. There is something inherently romantic about an old fashioned duel.

 5. What’s something about your character that you’d like if you had to spend time with them?

If I had to spend time with John? Hmm…. I’d like to sit at the docking bay, in front of the Normandy and drink some beers, chatting about this and that. 

6. What’s something about your character that you wouldn’t like if you had to spend time with them?

Probably to get under Reaper attack.. lol… That’s the worst, what could possibly happen.

7. What’s a negative thing about your character that you enjoy writing?

His fury. I totally love it, when he loses control and just goes enrage. 

8. What;s a similarly you have with your character?

We got both the helper syndrome…. Always want to make everything right for the others and never lookin’ at ourselves.

9. What’s a difference you have with your character?

Diplomacy. If anyone just doesn’t want to see my opinion on something or don’t accept it, I’m just ‘Fuck you, little shit’ and John is like ‘Well.. come on.. let’s sit and talk this over..’

10. What’s the hardest thing for you to write?

Send ‘SPIT IT OUT’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you.

Rules: 

1. Always post the rules 2. Tag five or more people when you’re done! 3. If you don’t want to do it, you don’t have to!

*tagged by imyourshuttlepilot*

Questions: 1. Favorite companion?

I definitely have a favorite type of character, and that type is "asshole."

2. Favorite enemy?

3. Favorite class? Vanguard has my kind of play style: quick and dirty. (hardy har har) Nova is great crowd control, and everyone loves biotic charge.

4. If you had to choose one dream team of any two possible companions, who and why?

Wrex and Grunt- krogans before hogans.

5. Favorite map from all games? I loved the atmosphere of Noveria from ME1. All that bureaucracy.

6. Paragon or Renegade?

Renegade's the only way to go.

7. Favorite species and why?

8. Favorite and least favorite moment from ME 1?

Favorite: ME1 had my favorite story out of the trilogy. It really felt like a hero's tale, and the twist about the Keepers and the Citadel caught me completely off guard. I never saw it coming, but somehow, it worked. Also, I loved the way Shepard looked when enemies hit him with biotics. He had this whole "ragdoll physics" thing going on that made me laugh every time.

Least Favorite: The Mako. 

9. Favorite and least favorite moment from ME 2?

Favorite: The suicide mission. It actually felt frantic, and the soundtrack fit the scenes really well, even if the Human Reaper did strike me as rather cheesy.

Least Favorite: The Hammerhead.

10. Favorite and least favorite moment from ME 3?

Favorite: All the deaths. ME3 did a great job making the war seem like a desperate situation. You couldn't always save everybody. Tali's suicide, and the failed paragon interrupt was a great decision.