#impulse headcanons

OH THIS IS SO FUN-

Let's do it.

Relationship HCs:

- How do they treat one another?

They're best friends, always have been. Nothing much changes on that dynamic. I think Kon likes to tease indefinitely, and Bart likes to act innocent when he knows he's not. They banter as friends, and play video games at 3 AM too. I also personally think Kon has a softer spot for Bart himself, whereas with others it's his cocky/slick and cool jock persona. Same for Bart, as Bart himself is *not very nice* in the Impulse comics.

- What happens if one gets sick?

Speaking to the fact that Kryptonians can't get human illnesses, allergies, and ailments, let's say Bart gets sick. He's down with strep throat. Kon goes balls to the walls, he speed googles how to cure strep throat whilst panicking because he does not know how to deal with human sickness, and Bart is just in bed like, "what." Kon would absolutely make every remedy possible, and he'd take him to the doctors like Bart's dying or something. Once Bart tells him that no, he's not dying, Kon calms down a little.

- Threesomes?

This goes into my personal individual HCs for them, but I don't think either of them would be shocked. In fact I think that personally, they wouldn't turn it down at most notions. Kon's got the hormones of a teenage boy, and Bart can keep up with it. They both have crushes outside of eachother that they'd be fine with fucking in one another's company as well.

- Open or closed relationship?

I guess this one can depend on what dynamic I'm finding with them. Because Kon is very loyal as a person, as is Bart. So if they were in agreement of monogamy, then that's it. I think they'd keep that promise. If they weren't? I damn well know Kon would be the kind to fuck around, but Bart would still be his main person. His main partner and lover. Same for Bart to Kon, he'd have relationships outside of theirs, but his and Kon's is his main priority. They both feel like the kinds of the people that can't be tied down, and that would reflect in their relationship and relation to sex and things.

- Three-Way pairs?

TimBartKon. They're all very close and kind to my heart. <3

- Who Tops?

I'd say Kon tops more often, but they switch on occasions. Sometimes Bart needs to let off some steam in, other ways. ;)

Random other Relationship HCs

- They gossip about other people with eachothwr and they are BITCHES about it because they're both brash as hell.

- The 90s slang in their convos is WILD.

- Their dancing together is half insane because they use their powers a lot of the time. And it's just limbs all over.

- They have NO shame about anything, ever. No filters for sex, none for obscene jokes, nothing. Not even in public.

- They start food fights with eachother and they are METICULOUS.

- They compare eachother to fictional characters all the time.

- They share the most cryptically funny taste in memes. Regularly Whip n Nae Nae at eachother around the room.

- Kon took Bart's V-card. :)

- Size Kink

- Bart calls Kon squishy all the time.

- They share one brain cell when doing stupid things

- Kon treats Bart as his fashion doll because otherwise Bart will dress like Adam Sandler

- They have Water Guns if ever in a shared living space, and constantly spray eachother with them

- Bart constantly wants uppies

Individual HCs:

Kon (NSFW ahead)

- Sexual Deviance is in his NATURE. Literally lost his virginity at the age of, what? 15? 16? Basically after he was born and got with Knockout. He is a boy in every aspect but sex when he was first introduced in his comics.

- To add to that, he is an open book of sex, but my HC reasons for that are depraved and disturbing (talk Lex Luthor and being, "inappropriate" to minors, dm for more info on THAT)

- I'd like to say he often has hook ups with, many different crowds. Like the road trip arc with the party animals and orgies/hookups of various sizes of people. He's into some freaky shit.

- Canonically has a thing for his cousins, so I insist upon it.

- Regularly also bangs aliens!

- Hates hot chocolate for no reason in particular.

- Has slept with most of his teammates and/or villians (if not them all)

- Likes mint chocolate chip

- Smells of vaguely fruity and floral cologne, but also luxurious and leathery all at once

- Never leaves without his sunglasses

- OBSESSED with playboy. Has bunny earrings and a full bunny suit in storage. Wears their merchandise constantly.

- Listens to the wackiest amalgamation of music of different genres

- Has his tounge pierced from years in hawaii.

- Frequently visited sex clubs in Hawaii (whilst still figuring his shit out)

- Chews gum almost constantly (usually pink, blows bubbles so much its annoying)

- Had sex with most members of the batfamily.

- Has a magic cross piercing. ;)

- The strongest member of the super family (fight me)

- Says he's a slut for everything (arrowhead water, KFC, sushi, Mac n Cheese, lobster tails, redbull, sun chips, etc.)

- Absolutely has a pair of crust pants but they're white

- Loves furbies

- Fidgets with anything in sight.

- Actually insanely smart (LEX LUTHOR GENES)

- Bedazzled himself once

- Has definitely eaten tide pods like gushers (won't kill him, right?)

- Likes restraints. ;)

- "Self pleasure is love, self pleasure is life"

- Sometimes Intersex (SOMETIMES I HC HIM AS INTERSEX (KRYPTONIAN BIOLOGY), SOMETIMES I HC HIM AS CIS)

- Is definitely a partial country boy after living with the Kents.

- Spends too much time on Rule 34

- Would throw a building at the right person with no hesitation

- Body claim is Ross Lynch

- Doesn't sleep much

- Has a Lexcorp branding on his lower back

- Hoards sex toys like the plagues are coming (he has so fucking many)

- Pansexual

- Etc. (I have more I just can't remember them rn-)

Bart

- Dies a little inside every time someone calls him crazy

- Has a high sex drive because Speedster Things

- Stamina is through the roof

- Talks so fast sometimes that the words are blurred together

- "tIMDIDYOUHEARMEILOVEPEACETEA-"

- Is not a very patient person

- Brat to the highest degree

- Drools in his sleep

- His music taste is the most cursed shit in humanity's history

- Has a hard time communicating because he grew up in VR

- Comes up with the FUNNIEST insults possible

- Demisexual

- Unsure of gender identity

- Vibrates when overstimulated (Often)

- Gives every person he knows a nickname

- Likes spicy food

- Regularly travels to Japan for convenient store snacks in specific

- Breaks out into musical theatre at random

- Also fucked most of his teammates

- More attracted to masc presenting then fem presenting

- Floofy ass hair for days

- Technology genius (everyone says he's not until they see it)

- Eats (licks) sea salt licks

- Has PICA

- Uploads cryptic photos to the group chat at 3 AM

- Bottoms more than he tops

- Socially inept

- FRECKLES EVERYWHERE

- A very good artist (fight. me.)

- Not a fan of history

- Once tried to get Tim to ride his red board connected to him by rope whilst he sped across central city

- Gets MAD when people don't say hi to Dox (thy dog named Dox)

- Once introduced Cassandra Cain to heelys and had to hear the batfam complain about it for months

- Comes quickly after becoming aroused (a teenager SPEEDSTER? CMON YALL)

- Says the weirdest philosophical theory at random with friends and then acts like nothing happened

- LOUD. BOYS A SCREAMER IN BED.

- Plays the ukulele

Impulse is a plague demon, one of Pestilence’s boys. That means, in his true demon form, he can cause illness with a touch, not to mention the hideous shit pouring out of his mouth if he decides to spit on you. Good news! Players can’t get sick with anything but the most minor illnesses! Good news, again! Impulse can control his abilities and it’s trivially easy for him to just...not be typhoid Mary. Excellent news: Because he technically already has every disease ever, Impulse can’t get sick! From literally anything! 

Am I slightly in love with gross horror? Of course I am. 

Additional Impulse brainrot: His assigned sex at “birth” actually was “Evil.” “Birth” in massive quotation marks, unless you consider “Slithered out of a burst boil on the roof of Hell and fell screaming into the lake of fire” to be a birth.  Additional Additional Impulse Brainrot: Impulse is a prince of Hell. What that means is he has a corner office and all the paperwork. Aside from the plagues and fire, Hell is largely a place of drudgery and paperwork. Impulse hasn’t been to the office in a good, oh, five hundred years? and his office door is bulging from all the unfiled paperwork that his hapless secretary has just been piling up for decade after decade. He taped his work phone to a rock and threw it in a river sometime in season 7 and hasn’t looked back since. 

OKAY OKAY I LOVE BLUEPULSE SO THIS SHOULD BE FUN

because of being super malnourished all his life, bart always stayed skinny, just a slip of a thing. and he never really grew out of it. so instead of holding hands, jaime likes to loop his hand around bart’s wrist, encircling it all the way with room to spare.

once he had time to relax after coming to the past, bart got really really into music. the melodies seemed to form tangible lines, loops, and swirls through the air, winding their way through people, coiling around jaime, before spiraling around bart’s head into his heart. he had headphones on constantly, either on his head or looped around his neck to use at moment’s notice. to get his attention, jaime would tap a little rhythm on the headphone covers with his fingertips. when they’re alone, bart likes to play songs from his phone at full blast and dance with jaime, and even though he’s a flailing, thrashing mess spazzing his way around jaime’s hesitant, refined dancing he learned from his tio, they’re both laughing and laughing and laughing

milagro teaches bart how to make friendship bracelets, and once he masters them, there’s no going back. bart can spend hours threading his fingers through the strands, swift and sure, like fish darting in and out of anemone. he gifts almost all of his bracelets to jaime, who wears every single one of them on a rotating basis

jaime tutored at the local middle school when he was in high school, and when he went to college, he kept the habit up. watching jaime’s kind smile and reassuring voice teach the other kids never failed to make bart smile with how sweet jaime was. of course, jaime also tutored bart in a couple things, because while he was a genius in most subjects, languages had never been his forte. it’s a trade off: bart’s got the motivation for finishing certain assignments or memorizing lists because he knows jaime will reward him handsomely when he’s done. but also, it makes it really really hard to focus when jaime’s whispering spanish into his ear. and no, bart can’t understand him, but with that grin on his face? there’s only so many things he can be saying

jaime gets an undercut. bart spends two weeks proclaiming loudly to anyone who will listen that he hates it. then jaime offhandedly remarks that if it’s so bad, he’ll either grow it out or shave it all off. bart shrieks, with enough force to rival black canary, and jaime watches on with fond amusement as bart makes him swear to never get rid of that haircut ever again

bart’s hair is one big floofball. he doesn’t even use a special shampoo or conditioner or anything, it’s just got more volume than the moon. it’s also so soft, jaime loves running his hands through it. and it gets in the way all the time, but no one understands how it doesn’t really bother bart, and why he isn’t fighting the need to pull it up with a hairtie every three seconds

bart likes taking a sharpie and drawing designs all over his shoes. once he asked jaime if he wanted to do it too, and jaime shrugged and went why not? so now they’ve got matching marker-scribbled shoes. the laces are splattered in paint because bart decided he liked the paint splattered look, too

jaime can not cook to save his life. bart mock-offendedly gasps and says your abuela would be so disappointed in you! jaime raises an eyebrow and says “my abuela is sexist and really only teaches milagro how to cook, since she thinks i don’t really need to. milagro hates it. me and mami are working on changing her social views. it’s a work in progress.” bart blinks for a minute, before announcing “alright what i got out of that is that between the two of us, i need to learn how to cook.”

request: can i have some good bart allen dating headcanons - like the fluffy type and how he would go about having a crush on you?

answer: he’s BABY so of course you can. 

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Requested by anon: “Headcannons for your first New Years with Bart Allen?”

A/n: Here ya go love. Hope you like it! _____

He’s honestly so excited to spend it with you.

This boy is speeding all over the place!

Even Barry tells him to calm and slow down. BARRY of all people.

You both spend it at the cave with the other members of the Team present and a few JL members.

He’s so hyper, it’s a little overwhelming even for you.

Having to tell him to calm down a few times.

Eventually he does, much to everyone’s surprise.

What kind of miracle worker are you?

You can get Bart Allen to calm down?

Can you stay like all the time?

As it gets closer and closer to midnight he likes to wrap his arms around you and talk about how he’s excited to spend the New Year with you. 

“I don’t know, I just can’t believe I have someone so amazing to spend the year with me and to celebrate the new year.”

He’s so grateful because New Years is never celebrated in his time.

He shouts the count down.

As soon as it hits midnight you kiss him.

He doesn’t know the tradition of a New Years kiss and you wanted to surprise him.

It worked. And he couldn’t be happier.

of course!

-Bart seems to be a very clingy type of guy

-so expect him to just want to be around you all the time

-whether it’s just being in the same room or being cuddled with you

-loves to talk about his s/o

-favorite topic is you

-he gushes about s/o when ever given the chance

-loves having his arm slung around your shoulders

-he’s like a puppy in love

-randomly will zoom by and give your cheek a quick peck

-will tease you 

-sometimes pushes your buttons just to fluster you

tagging: @royslittleharper and @the-shadow-of-atlantis because they did these and I’m obsessed now. Also I need to write more GigixBart

Affection - Both of them are physical touch. They crave each other like people who have been locked up alone forever. It could be something as simple as a gentle touch to make sure the person next to them is really there (really real) to kisses at the most awkward times. Some villain giving his big speech while Bart just turns and kisses Gigi.

Breakfast - Gigi can’t keep up with Bart’s eating habits. She tries to cook enough for him but that kid will eat the pancakes out of the pan.

Cuddles -  Always. Gigi is the best cuddler there ever was and will more often than not fall asleep next to Bart while he is trying to beat some super hard game. Because of her power, she can get her body into the most awkward positions.

Dates - More often than not it’s video games and ice cream. But Bart will also take her paintballing and many other activities. They like to go do things vs seeing things or just hanging out. Some of the few things they have done so far include Sky diving, snorkeling with fish, and super baseball with the X-men. While Gigi isn’t as active as Bart she is used to keeping up with Faith (who almost has as much energy as Bart) so she’s always up for anything the speedster wants to do.

Entertainment - Since Bart was basically raised by Video games that is what they mostly do. Gigi isn’t as good as he is but he likes to show off his skills. She’s always impressed with him, even if he is totally sucking. “Wow the way you fell off that building was so cool” “I just died” “Well it still looked cool”

Family -  The Flash Family was a little wary of Gigi at first because of her Mutant/X-Men background but they quickly fell in love with the sweet hyper girl. Gigi’s family loves Bart. While Gigi’s two younger brothers are basically Bart’s #1 fan it Gigi’s twin sister Hope was the first to tell Gigi that Bart even liked her and that she approved

Gifts - Neither of them is very good at gift giving. But they don’t really mind because they are too busy just talking or playing games. For Birthdays and Christmas Bart normally will get Gigi treats or something fluffy and pink. Gigi will get him something Video game or Superhero related. She once got him a hat with the Green Lantern symbol like his short-lived tattoo. Bart wears it all the time.

Home - They live separately but they are around each other so much they basically live together.

Intimacy - Both Bart and Gigi are very physical people so it was very easy for them to get intimate. After their first time, Bart couldn’t keep his hands off her for a week and everyone was so annoyed they banned them from the headquarters until they calmed down. (Faith may have gotten a spray bottle that she used while Maia threw condoms at them)

Jealousy - Bart is kind of protective of Gigi when it comes to others, mostly because she is very unaware of the world around her and how people think of her. Gigi almost never gets jealous because she just thinks everyone is being friendly.

Kisses - All the time and everywhere. Gigi once had gone undercover while wearing red lipstick which may have gotten all over Bart’s face and neck halfway through. It blew their cover.

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Lazy days - Lot’s of snuggling and Video games. Maybe an order in Pizza too. Most often than not you will find them laying in bed with Gigi playing with Bart’s hair while he tried to beat that level that was giving him trouble.

Nicknames - Bart will sometimes use Gigi’s pet name from her first team, Gee. And Gigi will sometimes call him Bartholomew.

Other fun - They are always talking and laughing together. Kaluder once yelled at them during a briefing asking if they were even listening. Gigi shook her head while Bart repeated verbatim what their team leader had just said. Bart also loves showing off in front of Gigi because she is so easily impressed. She thinks he is the coolest most talented guy ever.

Patrols - Before they were dating they were great at patrolling because Gigi had so much to prove to the team so she was trying to best to stay focused. After they got together they couldn’t focus on anything but themselves so they were banned from any missions together alone. But after the first year, they learned how to focus and they are a really good team together.

Quarrels-  Gigi’s twin sister can read minds so sometimes Gigi will think she is talking to Bart but she is just thinking it. Normally this happens when she is upset which doesn’t help when Bart doesn’t know why she’s upset and has to tell her she needs to say it not think it.

Resolution - The one time something was bothering Bart and he kept shutting Gigi out and she didn’t know how to get him to talk. It was a two-day silent awkward fight until Faith told her to just tell him to stop. Gigi finally just started crying her eyes out. Seeing the normally happy girl crying made Bart so upset he forgot what was bothering him before.  

Schedule - For the most time they make things work but sometimes Gigi has to go and help her X-Men friends or Bart has to work with the Flash peeps. But having a speedster as a boyfriend works well when it comes to scheduling.

Teasing - Gigi isn’t the quickest when it comes to jokes. So Teasing normally goes over her head. However, if Bart wants to prank the team she is always the first to help him.

Unforgettable moments -  The first time Bart told Gigi he didn’t understand why she wanted to be normal when she was the most special person in the world he said it so matter-a-factly that Gigi took it as a compliment and thanked him. He just nodded and told her she better hurry up and finish the mission so they could get home. They were so calm about the exchange that the whole team wasn’t even sure if they were flirting or just talking about the weather.

Valentine’s - Their first Valentine's date Gigi wore the pinkest sparkliest dress ever and made Bart take her to dinner and a movie (in that order because that’s how it’s said so that’s how it’s done). Half way through the dinner a robot crashed into the restaurant and they had to save the other people while fighting it off. After Gigi started to cry because she said it wasn’t a normal date but Bart told her he wouldn’t want it any other way.

Work - I don’t really know honestly. I kind of like the idea of them developing a video game. Bart teaches himself overnight how to make it and Gigi writes the story for it.

X- exes -  Gigi’s Ex tried to kill her so they aren't on very good terms. Bart had never liked the guy even before he snapped.

Yearning - Before they started dating Gigi was dating someone else so even though Bart had a crush on her he knew he couldn't’ make a move. So instead he would distract himself with ANYTHING when he thought something Gigi did something cute. He once ran all the way to New York for Pizza in the middle of a story she was telling him.