Thomas: I like my women the way I like my coffee.
Alex: what
Thomas: I don’t like coffee
Alex: *sets down mocha* alright listen here you fucking

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Thomas: I like my women the way I like my coffee.
Alex: what
Thomas: I don’t like coffee
Alex: *sets down mocha* alright listen here you fucking

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Who in your OTP —Inspired by @queenwinterofluna — Washette
1. Eats the last slice of pizza and gets playfully ignored by the other until they apologise?
George. Lafayette does try to ignore him — he really does — but he gets bored after 5 minutes and gives up.
2. Gets into more fights with other people? Does the other care for them?
Lafayette will fight anyone who disrespects George’s name, and George hates him for it, because he hates seeing Lafayette get hurt because of him. It always ends in Lafayette getting an earful from George and being squished to death by him.
3. Tries new things that the other recommendeds and hates them but pretends to like them for the others sake?
George, but Lafayette will always find out and force him to tell the truth.
4. Snores? What does the other think about it?
None of them snore, but Laf is a very deep sleeper, whereas George is the complete opposite. Nearly every night, Lafayette will kick him in or whack him in the face with his hands or feet.
5. Wakes up first? Is there a reason why?
On good nights, George will wake up first in the morning for work, and his routine follows through the weekend too. On bad nights, Lafayette will in the middle of the night because of nightmares from his past — I’ll probably post his backstory later on.
6. Is horrible with technology? Does the other help them out with it?
Neither of them are terrible, but George accidentally got sent a dick pic by Alexander which was meant for Thomas and nearly threw his phone out of the window. Lafayette and Thomas still take the piss out of them.
7. Is first to apologise after an argument?
Everyone thinks it’s Lafayette, as he can’t spend five minutes away from him, but it’s actually George. Lafayette’s tolerance is extremely high when they’re in a fight.
8. Is the clean freak? Does the other live like a slob or do they just not care as much about cleaning as the other?
George likes things to be tidy and neat the most, but he doesn’t mind if it gets a tad bit messy. Lafayette’s the same, but he almost had a fit when he visited the Hamilton-Jefferson household and it was filled with wrappers and dust. He practically held them at gun point and forced them to clean up.
9. Falls asleep first? Does the other usually stay up or go to sleep soon after?
It’s normally always Lafayette who falls asleep first, and he prides himself when George falls asleep first. The awake one will always let the other rest on their lap, chest or in their arms before falling asleep too.
10. Goes out of their way to impress the other? What do they do? What does the other think?
When they first started their relationship, the other would impress them by paying for meals, talking about their daring childhoods, Lafayette even used the hot weather as an excuse to take his top off to impress George one time. Now if they try to impress the other, they will just sigh and kiss them.
11. Sings Christmas carols in the middle of summer? Does the other sing along or are they annoyed?
George, funnily enough. Not loudly, but he’ll sing them under his breath while serving breakfast, or while scrolling through his phone. It’s always accompanied by Laf throwing something at him or kicking him under the table.
12. Constantly quotes memes/vines? Does the other understand them?
Lafayette does it whenever he’s near Alex. George has reached the point where he now knows what he’s on about and hates him for it.
13. Pranks the other? What do they do?
Both of them prank each other. Well, the one on the receiving end always refers to it as ‘abuse’. It started off when Lafayette got mad at George, so went the entire day speaking French, and it continued on from there.
14. Gets angry for weird/bad reasons? How does the other make it up to them or do they just leave them be?
They’ve never really fought over anything stupid, but the one time Lafayette got upset with George over the amount of time he spent working. George just ended up soothing him and reducing his working time down at home. They also occasionally fight over the fact that Lafayette drinks iced coffee and George likes pineapple on pizza.
15. Calls/texts first?
Lafayette the majority of the time. He will always update him at work and likes to phone him in their break and lunch. However, he is sometimes treated by George sending him a small paragraph at work.
16. Is more jealous? Do they tell the other or not?
They both get jealous if they go out and catch someone looking at the other, but George will always move to put his arm around Lafayette, whereas Lafayette will just sit and sulk. They don’t really have to tell the other, because they can usually tell.
17. Plans all the dates?
They take it in turns. George prefers to treat Laf our to expensive restaurants and Laf likes to take George to parks or coffee shops. They both agree it’s a nice mixture.
18. Starts stupid arguments? How does the other deal with them?
Mostly Lafayette, whose always complaining ‘that’s my tie’ or ‘those are my keys’. George just ignores him and waits until his small tantrums are over.
19. Has to explain the joke? Does the other immediately get it after it’s explained?
George once told a dirty joke and Lafayette didn’t get it. He just sat there with a cute, confused expression on his face and begged George to tell him what it meant. Once he understood he was quick to move of his lap.
20. Watches more TV? Does the other watch it with them? If not, what do they do?
George loves his soaps. Lafayette tries to join in, but George always gets annoyed by his constant asking questions and always tells him to ‘watch it if you want to know what happens’, so he just sits by George and goes on his phone.
21. Cant stand 3 seconds without the other?
Lafayette. He’s extremely clingy and loves it when George gives him attention and affection.
22. Is shameless about anything they say or do? How does the other react?
Lafayette, who once came downstairs wearing nothing but boxers, stormed into George’s office wearing lingerie and lets out sultry, obscene, loud moans in the bedroom. George has yet to complain.
23. Sleeps with a plush? What does the other think?
They are each other’s plush.
24. Has a better fashion sense?
Funnily enough, George. He often helps Lafayette with clothes, and has helped Hercules and Maria choose this and that for an item they were making. It doesn’t show, as he can sometimes be seen with sleeveless tops and cargo shorts when he’s not at work wearing his suits.
25. Is a great artist? Do they draw the other or gift them some of their works?
They can both draw really well, Lafayette with scenery and objects and George with people. One of Lafayette’s drawings is framed in the living room and he’s always asking George to draw him like one of his French girls.
A couple of requests from my instagram of Thomas with a bloody lip (protecting his love) and Hercules becoming 'one with nature' (it was a gore request)
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thomas: *running towards the door*
thomas: *slams into it, then fumbles for the doorknob, and finally stumbles into the room*
alex: what the fuck are you okay
thomas: *heavy breathing*
thomas: BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
alex:

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12 MONTHS OF WASHETTE
A/N: This is twelve months of Washette, but because I’m starting this in April, It’ll end in April 2020. I will probably post this on my AO3 and Wattpad account later on, so I’ll let you know if I do. Anyway, let’s get on with the fanfiction I wrote at 2am instead of sleeping.
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Lafayette hummed along to the tune as he jogged around the park, his dark muscles defined by the sun.
The blossom trees towered above him, forming a sort of arch — the scenery made him smile. It was a peaceful day; the sun was out, the birds were chirping. It was your typical romance movie setting.
Lafayette loved it.
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧