#imperialarchon

fandom: ars paradoxica

content: 803 words. rated g. sally grissom gets bored and invents a holiday. no warnings apply.

for: @imperialarchon​ as part of the ars paradoxica secret santa gift exchange. i hope you enjoy!

and thanks as always to alex @tanosoka​ for beta’ing <3 

SALLY GRISSOM (SG): Diary of Sally Grissom, December 29th, 1944. The time in between Christmas and New Years is fucked. It’s like, old, used up, chewed up, curd or shit or whatever. I’m tired, Roberts and Wyatt are tired, Partridge and Barlowe are tired, and it’s hard to figure out where anything is going.

It’s all just… slog. Oooh! I love that word. Slog. It’s one of those words that sounds exactly like what it means, you know, like fluff or scum or moist. Anyway, yes. It’s the Nine– nine? Days of Slogmas. We should made that a national holiday!

In honor of the Fourth Day of Slogmas, I’m going to try to do something nice for everyone. Maybe. Maybe not Barlowe. I don’t know anything about that guy.

[[SFX: radio tuning]]

question: do we pitch to the zine or do we finish the work first?

(Original Post) @imperialarchon

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

8783

39) What time is it?

*looks at the clock* oh fuck. Well past my bedtime :| No getting up for a morning walk tomorrow!

23) How do you vent your anger?

I swear a bit more, and I get a little short with people. I don’t really get angry, or when I do it burns out so quickly that I don’t really need to vent it, but stress and frustration wear me down over time.

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Probably Hayley Atwell. But in all honesty, I’m generally far too busy crushing on people around me to be worrying about celebs!

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

9. Is confidence cute?

Absolutely.

18. The last time you felt broken?

Oooph. I went through a bit of a rough patch a month or so back. Got over it though, as was inevitable. There was a one-two punch involved, and the second one hit me while I was still off balance and landed me on my ass.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

I don’t think so. Laughter is life. But I laugh easily and often, so I can’t see this ever being an issue.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Not precisely, but she seems to be doing well for herself so I don’t need to know.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Nah, it was worth it.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

I’m not sure, but I don’t think so. They sound delicious.

63. First concert?

Imogen Heap! Fuck it was good.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

No. Do we even do those here?

81. Tea or coffee?

Typically neither. Tea is hot leaf water, and I stay away from coffee primarily because I don’t feel like picking up a caffeine addiction. I already don’t deal well with mornings as is, and adding some pre-fix grump would help nobody.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

i went for cullen too! u are not alone

 imperialarchon imperialarchon it has been almost a...

yeah… i never managed to finish cole’s quest because it kept crashing on me so apparently in the new dlc i won’t even HAVE him which is super lame! goddamn not-quite-finished games getting released