gonna throw those here and scramble back into the shadows 🦇
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Piett: You should be allowed to punch one admiral a day as a reward for serving the Empire.
Veers: Soon you will be out of admirals to punch.
Piett: I said ONE admiral.
Veers: ...What did Ozzel do this time?
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Lastok: Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.
Heert: Thank you for this bespoke nightmare.
Venka: Dude, forget that, how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow?
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Needa, looking at a text: I don't know what to say.
Motti, taking the phone: Let me.
Motti: *clicking noises*
Needa: Don't be mean about it though.
Motti, side eye glare: *backspace noises*
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Veers: Help! I told Firmus I'd cook dinner tonight but I can't cook!
Motti, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Krennic: I asked Tarkin out.
Veers: Oh, I’m sorry.
Krennic: Why?
Veers: Well, I assume he said no.
Krennic: No, he said yes.
Veers: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
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Motti, on space twitter: I snore, so I'd just like to apologise to my future husband in advance.
Jerjerrod: As your future husband , I accept your apology.
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Motti: If I ever get murdered just know I talked shit until the bitter end.
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Tarkin: Thank you, Admiral Motti. Thank you too, Director Krennic.
Krennic: What did I say??
Tarkin: Nothing, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.
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Venka: Am I in hell?
Piett: No, Lieutenant. If you were in hell, you'd be on the throne and the devil would be packing.
