#imnotuniqueimmonique

so you ever have those times when you want to tell someone you think they're wonderful but you canNOT because that would be super awkward

I think my roommate is pretty awesome, and she deserves to know it, but I can't just TELL her because that would mean I would have to talk about feelings to a person who was in front of me, which, no.

I miss Nicole. I want her to rap the latest drake song in my ear while twerking and I want her to yell at me for not taking my shoes off before entering her room.

I love that Patrick and BunBun text all the time.

I love that Noam and Shy sometimes say sisterly things in the fb group or chat.

I love that Mo and Sophie call themselves the "moms."

I love that Alex and Kristine bond over their raging hormones.

And I particularly love how I feel that Mo and Kara are so much my sisters. I have two sisters who I love and talk to, but am not extremely close with. But Mo gives me advice on boys and Kara comes to me when she has questions about drugs or alcohol and I just absolutely love that we can go to each other.

Mo is like my older sister and Kara is my younger sister and we're only a couple years apart but I love being able to share stories about bad nights out with Mo and to panic about the future with Kara.

Monique Q. Jacques. Giiiiiirrrrlll I don't even know where to start.

You're so smart

(but not in a condescending way you're just all around intelligent and funny and awesome) 

and so wonderful

(look at you befriending animals and frolicking in the fields and shit!)  

and always cute and fierce.

 (see that's you pointing your fierceness at people and infecting them with glitter coated fabulosity)

And BADASS  

And when I see you I'm like

and

and

 because

Exhibit A:

That's me trying to seduce you^

You successfully seducing me^

And you be like:  

You're a nerd like me and YOU GIVE ME HOPE because you're such a kind, caring, strong, beautiful individual who brings so much to the table and you're in so many great communities. You're one of my oldest Hampshire friends and I'm so happy that I've had the privilege of not only having you in my life, but having you as a close friend. I love you so much, dude, so

I just...I...I

And

for being such an amazing person and just existing. 

I know you have my back

and I would talk to you about anything and I'd do anything for you!! I want you in my life for a loooonnng time so we can watch Avatar and LOK

and movies about the Holocaust

And talk about Harry Potter and The Avengers and everything and say

and play The Walking Dead

and twerk and dress like Republicans FOOOOR......... EVEEEEEEEEERRR!!! <3

!!!!!!!

But this Friday, we're gonna celebrate your existence, and  

And I'm so excited for all of us to show you how much we love you. 

I know you're probably asking:  

But it's because: 

:B  

Oh, and...  

1.) I like Monique Jaques because she makes me smile like the sun, fall out of bed, sing like bird, get dizzy in my head, and spin like a record, crazy on a Sunday night.

2.) My friend Elena has compared me to Misha Collins for a knowledge on an utterly baffling expanse of things. You, Mo, have compared me to Hayley G. Hoover who isn't really famous in the traditional sense but is well-known because you think we're both witty and fun and good writers. That just baffles me because I love Hayley's everything. And I compare myself to Jordan Baker after a few glasses of wine or champagne.

13.) Ugh. From tumblr, I'd throw Cole Sprouse off a cliff. (I'm sorry. I'm not even angry at the guy. I think it's all funny. but I had to.) I'd fuck Martin Freeman. (I know that weird martinfreeman.tumblr account is his and I know he has found some...things.) And I would marry you, Mo, if Patrick hasn't yet because you're quite the charmer and I love you outrageous amounts.

20.) smile like the sun, fall out of bedSing like bird, dizzy in my headSpin like a record, crazy on a Sunday night