#imma write it

Morticia and Francoise still show up to interfere but they don’t wholly succeed.

Tyler’s just heard Wednesday confess her attraction, but he’s not ready to be done with that conversation.

Oikawa was a prince in the kingdom of Sehjio, and was recently to be wedded off to Ushijima, the prince from Shiritorizawa. The marriage was in hope of bringing to to kingdoms together after such heated resentment. At first, Oikawa was skeptical, but as he got to know Ushijima more. The more he realized this man wasn’t bad at all… he treated Oikawa well, made him feel special…

Once night the 2 were dancing in Sehjio’s palace garden, the moon giving them an ethereal night…

Oikawa was at peace, maybe this marriage would be better than he expected… but peace never lasts long.

Ushijima had pulled out a dagger and quickly struck it in Oikawa’s side, that’s when the truth was revealed. Ushijima didn’t want to marry Oikawa, he was just getting the power him and his kingdom deserve.

With the strength he had, Oikawa ran, far, far away. Not caring if Ushijima was following he just needed to get away

He eventually grew tired and passed out…

He awoke in a cot, in a room he was not aware of, his side hurt like hell. But it had been patched up and dealt with.

Little did he know he wasn’t alone, a man was with him. With piercing emerald eyes that did not… look human

Jaskier as an Old God. Just decided one day to see what the tiny, insignificant humans were up to on the tiny insignificant planet.

And falls in love with them - music and light and joy.

And he meets Geralt only a couple years after he assumes his human form (and what are a couple years for an Old God?)

And is happy to pretend to be a weak little human (but if nobody he cares about gets truly hurt or killed when he’s around, nobody even thinks of the over dramatic feral bard)

But then say one of his siblings or cousins decides to poke their nose into his business and suddenly he’s face-to-face with a creature he knows will swat his friends like a tiny bug.

So he steps forward and releases himself from his human form and where there was weak flesh is suddenly a column of eyes and tentacles that is so terrifying that even Geralt cannot fully comprehend.

And it suddenly makes sense to the Witcher - how the bard has never aged, how he acts like his life is one big joke, how when sometimes Geralt looks into his eyes, something old looks back.