Mar 22
“I tried to call you” friend I am so sorry but I have had my phone on do not disturb since the Obama administration
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“I tried to call you” friend I am so sorry but I have had my phone on do not disturb since the Obama administration
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Just found out that “The You You Are” from Severance is available for free on Apple Books and it is so stupid and funny. I needed this laugh so bad you have no idea. God bless this show.
I could be in full rigor mortis and The Prince of Egypt soundtrack could absolutely wake me up
Devastated to report that I’m getting kind of tired of my current hyper fixation meal
“I bet she works out to impress guys”
“I bet she works out just because she wants to be skinny”
“I bet she works out because she’s vain”
Literally me:
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Get you someone who loves you like Lucille Bluth loves Gene Parmesean
I need to stop being so afraid of my sourdough starter and just make the damn brownies already
Whimsical terms of endearment I made up:
My little chrysanthemum
My little sprig of lavender
My dash of nutmeg
My sprinkle of cinnamon
My flesh and blood, my very heart (this one probably only applies to one’s children)
Please add yours if you have any. I want to expand my portfolio. 🪿