NAT: yo

NAT: just saw a vid of a chick lickin mayo outta nother chicks ass

ezra: i don’t mean to bother you but i just thought you should know

ezra: your number is written on the wall of the men’s restroom at charlie’s coffee

ezra: with “call for a good time” written right above it

nat: u serious ???

nat: ffs

nat: was it written in fuckin cursive

Rae: i

Rae: Really hte th whole ‘evil shark vs god dolphin’ thing, like

Rae: Sharks r just fish they have no concept of god or evil, if they hurt someone it’s because they’re just hugry

Rae: But , likke, dolphins r evil. there r studies like they just enoy hrting peole???

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nat: ur so right

nat: dolphins r cunts

nat: flipper can suck my huge ass whale dick n choke

nat: #sharksquadup

Rae: i

Rae: Really hte th whole ‘evil shark vs god dolphin’ thing, like

Rae: Sharks r just fish they have no concept of god or evil, if they hurt someone it’s because they’re just hugry

Rae: But , likke, dolphins r evil. there r studies like they just enoy hrting peole???

Chandler: Heard a girl flirting with a guy on campus today and when she asked him what he likes to do for fun, he really thought “Get dropped off in the middle of nowhere, completely naked, and try not to die” was a good response. She had no idea how to react.

rosie: i'd be really scared. though i think if we were both wearing rain parkas it would be ok, wouldn't it? like nothing too bad can happen if you've got a parka on

NAT: so what do u want to do in the city

NAT: theres a japanese tea garden somewhere in the park

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NAT: party on sunday. starts at 22:00. pres before, if youre vip. free booze. no dress code. go nutz.