#imcrying help

So I’ve been having South Park on my mind right and now I’ve off down the deep end and imagined Feanor singing “Kyle’s mom is a bitch” but like about Indis and @first-son-of-finwe help me I’m crying Feanor: She’s a stupid bitch since there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls! Fingolfin: sHUT YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH FEANOR

[11:42:24 PM] Natsuki Kuga: but what if skyrim had cellphones and ur kids just called u [11:42:26 PM] Natsuki Kuga: randomly [11:42:31 PM] Natsuki Kuga: -in the middle of fighting alduin- [11:42:33 PM] Fire: i'd throw mine off a mountain [11:42:37 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "DAD HES BULLYING ME" [11:42:47 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "honey be nice to ur brother daddys out slaying monsters" [11:42:58 PM] Fire: "I'm busy saving the world right now call u later" [11:42:59 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "BUT DAD" [11:43:15 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "honey daddys trying to save everyone in all of skyrim i gotta go now love u bye" [11:43:53 PM] Natsuki Kuga: god im pretty sur elydia would be calling me nonstop [11:44:08 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "my thane your kid just brought home a fucking horker what do i do with it" [11:44:13 PM] Mom: "when will u pay me" [11:44:24 PM] Fire: "I am sworn to carry your burdens" [11:44:26 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "when are you coming back" [11:44:30 PM] Mom: "i think i deserve a raise" [11:44:32 PM] Mom: OM G FIR E [11:44:36 PM] Natsuki Kuga: "i am sworn to carry your burdens not your kids" [11:44:43 PM] Mom: sH E WOUL D JUS T CAL L U TO SAY THA T [11:44:46 PM] Fire: YEA [11:44:48 PM] Fire: IM DYING [11:44:50 PM] Mom: tHE N HANG U P [11:44:54 PM] Mom: JE S US CHRIS T [11:44:57 PM] Natsuki Kuga: leaves awkward voicemails [11:45:01 PM] Natsuki Kuga: long life to you my thane [11:45:06 PM] Natsuki Kuga: jfc [11:45:15 PM] Fire: "*crunch crunch crunch*" [11:45:19 PM] Mom: jgahf gioafh aghf [11:45:23 PM] Mom: i M DYIN G [11:45:25 PM] Fire: she's eating bre ad over the p hone [11:45:26 PM] Fire: me TOO [11:45:29 PM] Natsuki Kuga: PDFFT [11:45:49 PM] Natsuki Kuga: she just buttdials u