HOW TO GET AN ASIAN BOYFRIEND ^^
STEP 1: Apply loads of whitening cream
STEP 2: Lose the afro. They hate the natural look so go for a good straight perm
STEP 3: If you are a tree, refer to the book series " What if oppa is shorter than me?" Be sure to get either the third edition "Parched" or the latest edition "the dehydration is real"
STEP 4: If you are the kind of girl who likes to show skin..don't.. Asian guys are more conservative than regular black guys
STEP 5: Don't ask your future asian boyfriend "When am I gonna meet your parents"...you won't " /IF YOU DO SKIP STEP 5 ADVICE AND READ STEP 6/
STEP 6: When you meet his parents make sure you know or at least attempt his language so you can communicate better with them














