#imagitory

Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce, a Harry Potter fanfiction by imagitory.

Chapters: 99/99 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Gordon Ramsay, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Hannah Abbott, Colin Creevey, Millicent Bulstrode, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Horace Slughorn, Millicent Bagnold, Dobby (Harry Potter), Winky (Harry Potter), Original House-Elf Character(s), Molly Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Graham Montague, Cho Chang, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Charity Burbage, Septima Vector, Dennis Creevey, Terence Higgs, Original Characters, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Marietta Edgecombe, Dolores Umbridge, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tracey Davis, Lee Jordan, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov, Peter Pettigrew, Alecto Carrow, Amycus Carrow, Percy Weasley, Fenrir Greyback, Yaxley (Harry Potter), Ministry of Magic Employees (Harry Potter), Minister for Magic (Harry Potter), MACUSA Staff, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstein, Michael Corner, Ernie Macmillan, Susan Bones Additional Tags: Cooking, Good Slytherins, Hufflepuff Pride, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Ravenclaw Pride, Wizarding Politics, Allegory, Not What It Looks Like, Feels, Fluff and Humor, LGBTQ Themes, LGBTQ Character of Color, LGBTQ Character, Friendship, Character Development, Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Book 7: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Character Death, Original Character Death(s), Canonical Character Death, Minor Character Death, Dark, Angst, Drama, Bigotry & Prejudice, Death Eaters, Muggle/Wizard Relations, Wizarding Wars, Eventual Happy Ending, Ensemble Cast, Grief/Mourning, Love, First Love, Friendship/Love, Male-Female Friendship, Female Friendship, Male Friendship, Good and Evil, Family, Family Bonding, Family Drama, Growing Up, Redemption Summary:

Summary: what if, instead of Horace Slughorn, Gordon Ramsay took on the position of potions master in Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince? ~ the story encompasses the plot of HP6 and HP7, slightly altered by the new professor and following different characters through the second wizarding war.

Entire thing on ao3 here!

On Mediafire:

Notes and Summary

Hell's Kitchen

Professor Ramsay

The Confrontation

Katie Bell

Hogsmeade

Ramsay's Announcement

Chocolate Cream Pie

The Audition

Hannah

Daphne

Arjuna

Kevin

Millicent

Cho

Colin

Astoria

Owen

Rose

Bridget

The Chefs Assemble

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Rules: answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people who you want to get to know better.

Nickname: Kay

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: 5′2″-ish

Last movie I watched: Ant-Man and the Wasp in theaters I think; The Mummy (1999) at home (in full)

Last thing I googled: “can you eat the rind on Brie” (my mom wanted to try some, it was the first time we ever got it, and the answer is yes)

Favourite musicians: so many

Song stuck in my head: "Playing His Game” from Death Note: The Musical (surprise surprise)

Other blogs: Just this multifandom mess

Do I get asks: Sometimes, and I love when I do! <3

Blogs following: 252, several are inactive though

Amount of sleep: bold of you to assume I get any sleep

Lucky number: 5, 24

What I‘m wearing: Slytherin pajamas and Incredibles 2 socks

Dream job: one that pays, at this point

Dream trip: I can’t get enough of NYC and I’d like to see more of it and more Broadway shows; I’d like to see the UK; I’d like to go to a Disney and/or Harry Potter park; I’d love to go to a con to meet my faves and fellow fans; I want to go to China once I learn more Mandarin

Favourite food: most of them

Play any instruments: minimal, very amateur piano, and I try to sing

Languages: English, a liiiiittle ASL, I can understand some Spanish but I’m not so good at speaking it myself anymore because I’ve forgotten a lot from not applying it, and I’m slowly trying to learn Mandarin

Favourite songs: so many

Random fact: Kingsman: The Secret Service was the first (and I think so far only) R-rated movie I’ve seen in theaters. I loved it at the time, probably mostly because I was excited to go with my friends to a movie, but it’s one of those movies where the more I watch it, the less I actually like it.

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: painted nails, the smell of coffee, vanilla candles, dark sayings written in neon signs, fog, messy overloaded bookshelves, an unmade bed, wearing headphones in a crowd, liminal spaces (copied from here because I just realized I already answered these from a different tag, but a few of my answers changed since then)

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

well i agree with not liking mushu. he made everything harder for mulan and was only ‘helping’ her for selfish reasons like you pointed out however i do enjoy his comedic relief and think its very much needed too keep the movie from being too heavy for disney

i love eddie murphy especially his movies before 2000 excluding dreamgirls and shrek

Thank you to @imagitory for tagging me. This is my response to ‘characters I relate to’.

Since realizing I was trans, theses are all people who have influenced me, and who all have traits that I admire, or try to emulate.

From left to right it’s, Shatner Captain Kirk (Star Trek TOS), Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds), Oliver Wood (Harry Potter), Nick Stokes (CSI Las Vegas), Dean Winchester (Supernatural), Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Harvey Specter (Suits), and Pine Captain Kirk (Star Trek AOS).

(I watched a lot of Cop/Legal dramas growing up in case you couldn’t tell!)

Tagging:

Of course!

T- This is Gospel (Piano Version) by Panic! At the Disco

O- Origin of Love by MIKA

R- Ruby Blue by Sleeping At Last

Y- You Are My Sunshine (whatever version you prefer)

(I hope you like!)