#imaginary children

“Desert Sarrid doodle🔸Sarrid just underwent an overhaul of sorts and now she gots new skills ⚡ . . . . . .”

“Daughter meets Dad - and she's MAD . . . . . . . .”

Imagine: More decades pass, and sure enough Ruka and Akatsuki want another baby. Once again, it’s a girl (poor Akatsuki haha). This one, however, is very different from her sisters. 

The third and youngest of Rukain’s daughters, she is fiery, sporty, and adventurous. She does not possess the Souen beauty, but rather the strong features of a Kain. Of the three, she is the only daughter to inherit her father’s ability rather than her mother’s. She very much dances to her own tune, and does as she pleases--ladylike or not. Ruka is a little exasperated with her, and Akatsuki adores her. 

For now, Ruka and Akatsuki have decided that three is enough...but perhaps in time their thoughts will change again. Maybe this time they will finally have the little boy Ruka wants so badly to dress in Kaname’s old baby clothes (LOL).

Fin.

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Jade.

Jasper Alexander.

i should not accumulate any more pets.  3 cats, a turtle, and 2 goldfish--that's plenty of animal life in a 1 bedroom apartment.  a dog or two would be fun, though.  i do have an imaginary SON named mr kenneth.  his skin is green, his eyes are red, and he is inclined to oversaturate himself with gin--in fact i killed him off a few years ago by having him drown in a vat of gin.  he was not discovered until he thawed out in the spring.  it was pretty gruesome, especially when he came back to life.  

..."Mexborough School" telling me (my name is Lauren Ryland NOT Kim Clemanshaw, whoever she is) that my son, "Adam Clemanshaw," isn't attending. Goddamn it Adam! What have I told you?!?! Even children that don't exist have to go to school!

also, where the fuck is Mexborough?!