#im..........

Well it isn't my fault you're such a slut who gets flustered easily. C'mon, I'm just being honest, really

This is frickin weird, look at these two separate tweets (x) (x)

All Andre said was that he would be busier. Wilder wasn’t sure what that meant, but it sounded an awful lot like not getting his required dose of attention from his absolute best mate and it made him sad. In a fit of dramatics at Andre’s new absence, Wilder found himself dragging around campus with a stack of warm fresh printed flyers and a stapler. Coming up to the nearest post, the sound of his hand pressing down on the stapler against the sheet made a clicking noise. He took a few steps back, hands on his hips as he inspected the page, sighing dramatically. The title of the flyer read in bold letters: HOLDING INTERVIEWS FOR NEW BEST FRIEND. FULL-TIME TEMPORARY. TAKE A NUMBER. @gallagherstart​

Im sitting next to my sister and she's texting her gf and straight up lying to her. "I've totally watched the Owl House. I totally care about how your dad's doing. I defo wanna watch Steven Universe. The fanart you sent me isn't concerning at all" diversity win this lesbian is a fucking liar