Me:

Like. Of all the demons, and everything that Supernatural covered like. Samhain, Astaroth, Azazel, Belphagor, Crowley, literally any of the other demons. And it was none of them. Like I’m annoyed. Sure maybe it’s different in the rookie universe. But still.

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It's gonna be mutual hate triangle

Once shadow milk realizes salt's betrayal, and salt realizes the (debatable) cause of elder faeiry's death.

Poor PV is just in the middle, trying hard to not cause an international incident.

The odds of any of them listening range from a coin toss, to 1/100 to probably not going to listen, stance is set.

It is quite literally shadow milk's worst possible match up. They cover each other's weaknesses.

Quite literally, if PV doesn't intervene in some way, either he outright loses or decides fuck it, and decides to destroy everything.

Which is why we need pure vanilla present. Shadow milk has hesitated to kill him on several occasions.

Though I hope that PV stands by shadow milk, in a, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind situation.

Also in case it wasn't clear, the toss up was white lily, the 1/100 is shadow milk, very dependent on the current situation, and pure vanilla has no history with silent salt, and will have a hard time convincing him, mainly because his claim relies almost entirely on their trust in him (and shadow milk)

Also I say "debatable" because elder faeiry very much chose his fate. Yes, if shadow milk had not escaped he MAY have lived. However! If you put literally ANY other cookie in that tree for literal millenia, and give them a chance to escape. You'd better belive they are taking that chance, don't lie, you would too.

I have always been in the camp of:

Why are we getting mad at shadow milk killing elder faeiry? He has sooooooooo much else to blame him for, and they chose the one thing that was manslaughter at best? He enslaved the whole faeiry village! Hell! Even slander! Property damage! Assault on literal royalty, twice! Elder faeiry was a martyr at best and suicidal at worst. Yes shadow milk wanted him dead, that is not the same a when a person jumps in front of your damn car. Even if you were aiming to run over children.

I need either pure vanilla to save shadow milk from salt/lily or (much more preferably but unlikely) shadow milk saves pure vanilla from (most likely) silent salt. This man's main crime is in his lack of mercy. If pure vanilla threatens his plan, grief and self righteousness can go a long way towards insanity.

I'm banking on white lily and silent salt going it alone to take down shadow milk, for the personal vendetta.

Also because white lily knows pure vanilla will chose mercy, and salt might not handle that well.

Black sapphire and/or candy apple coming to ask pure vanilla for help is also on my bingo card. We know shadow milk's pride is not letting him ask. Also candy is ONLY there if black sapphire is, her faith is blinding and she hates pure vanilla.

Silent salt has absolutely not gotten closure or a mindset change, his arc has absolutely not happened yet, 11-12 was just a white lily test and his backstory. White lily has definitely not realized this, their understanding is a house of cards. And what happens when you put two loose cannons in a team together with a common enemy? The answer? NOTHING GOOD.

Literally! Only PV has a somewhat accurate idea of his beasts mental state, considering he had to experience it himself.

Silent salt is incredibly suicidal, lily please asking what his 5 year plan is!! Both of you need them! He has nothing to live for but to "deal with" thw other beasts and die. Man somehow has a worse self-image than shadow milk and that is saying something.

Golden Cheese is by far the worst and doesn't understand burning spice AT ALL, girl he is literally just you if the dark flour war happened thousands of times. Imagine having to experience the pain of loss over and over again for eternity. I always see everyone saying that he grew bored from the same cycle and decided to make his own change. But no one asks WHY!!!!! Why did he get bored of things? Oh maybe IDK? because he turned to freaking apathy?? Golden cheese couldn't handle the loss of one kingdom, imagine having to experience that thousand-fold!! She coped with denial! He coped with apathy, guess which one works better in the long run?? It also PERFECTLY explains his turn to destruction! What do you do when you have dulled your emotions to cope and feel empty? You find another way to stimulate yourself! In burning's case ADRENALINE!! Dude is self medicating for his depression! Cheese your wings are so cool, please have more intelligence than a brick!

Dark cacao comes SO Close, but then blames the inciting incidents' cause as her entire motive! She wants to eliminate the pain of greed, if no one wants anything, then no one takes anything from others, she believes that life is only pain, as the only cookies she met were cookies who wanted something bad enough to ascend to the ivory pagoda. Also, not everyone can handle such a heavy burden, especially alone! He applied the same ideals onto mystic flour that caused his son to start his entire crisis. Just because you have scary dog privileges both literally and metaphorically does not mean everyone does! They killed her freaking dog man! That would be like losing carrow was for DC! She tried to find a solution by locking herself away! SOUND FAMILIAR???

Eternal sugar doesn't comprehend what it means to be happy vs safe. She has a superiority and savior complex, only when her entire world view was directly proved wrong to her face did she even consider changing her views. And then Hollyberry ruins it by saying she will come back, welcome more dependency issues, you already have lots of those HB, fix your own first before supporting others or you'll both fall.

In conclusion listen to pure vanilla, you all need THEARAPY!! the beast cookies are just older you with worse luck and higher expectations. And learn some GOD DAMN EMPATHY!!!

Its like microtransphobia, ive been out to my family for almost 4 years now, and they still mess up with pronouns, but thats not all

Theyll constantly talk about hating men and “all men are stupid” “i bet a mans built that” “thats messed up bcs a mans done it”

um hi?? im stood right here…

and theyll look at me and say “oh no not you, your different”