You cannot convince me that Shane and Ilya know how to cook anything beyond survival food. I don't care what the canon is. Their meals were probably preprepared and managed by a dietitian as soon as they got drafted. They never needed to learn how to cook a meal that wasn't perfectly tailored for them with specific instructions and measurements
"But Ilya made tuna melts and Shane made burgers but-"
Ilya can make a fancy grilled cheese and Shane can put meat patties on a roll. Ask these boys to make chicken parmesan and they will crumble. They cannot comprehend a multi pan meal.
And you know they CANNOT bake anything even from a box mix. They order every birthday cake from a favorite bakery because when Ilya tried to make a cake it almost killed Shane.
