A/N: this is for @odmlevis's Summer Solstice event. Honestly, this was really fun to write cause it doesn't really make any sense but I think it's funky fresh and fun so that's what matters. Also, who wouldn't wanna do this with Connie on a hot summer day, yk?
The sun shines onto the heated driveway where you and Connie lay. Both of your legs sprawled out as you watch him roll his skateboard towards you again. The plan was to teach you some new tricks since he bought you your own board, but the heat is actively sucking the energy out of you both. Itâs honestly kind of pathetic that after practicing for two weeks straight, the only trick you know is an ollie. Luckily, Connie is a very patient man when it comes to you, and each time you show him how fast you can go in a straight line, he hollers like Gwen Stefani. But now youâre both laying down, feeling how the pavement is basically cooking the back of your thighs.
Connie looks over at you and pouts a little, his eyes squinting even behind his sunglasses, âwhyâs it so hot?â
With a confused scowl, you reach over and kick his shin, âThe earth is flat, you idiot. The sun is directly facing us.â
Replying with a âtch,â he sits up to take his muscle tank off, looping it through his belt loop before tying it securely. Turning his head towards you, he smirks and reaches over to tug at your crop top, âI think itâll help if you take your top off too. You know, itâs less restricting.â
âStupid,â you mumble with another kick to his leg.
Before Connie can reply, you both freeze when you hear a familiar tune. The ice cream truck in your area is slightly different from most because they donât just sell ice cream. They also sell edibles. A weird combo that Erwin, the blond stonk that owns the truck, believes is the best way to make money when a bunch of young adults live in a neighbourhood together. One might say Erwin is really smart for this, but at the same time, Connie has been coming to the truck every week, and every week he convinces Erwin to give him his signature brownie sundae for free. Heâs playing Doja Cat through the speakers, and the two of you look at each other before getting up and hopping on your boards to find him.
Connie is exponentially better than you at skating, so he yanks your arm towards him before lacing your fingers together. With a kiss on the knuckles, he speeds off down the hill with you screaming in his ear about going too fast. Frankly, he doesnât care right now because heâs about to scam Erwin for another free sundae.
As you two zip through the residential streets, you spot the truck at the bottom of the hill, but itâs a steep hill thatâs probably even too steep for Connie to skate, but of course, he doesnât care. Right as youâre about to get dragged down this extremely dangerous hill, Erwinâs voice booms through the speaker. âYouâre not getting free food today, Connie. Youâve been putting it on my tab, but I donât wanna pay for you anymore,â he says in an apologetic tone.
Your boyfriend was not having any of this. He turns back to you and scoffs, âthis guy, who does he think he is? Weâre getting fucking zooted off his triple chocolate, chunky mama, rich boy, gooey, artery-blocking, brownie.â
Looking down at the truck, you see it transform into a monster truck as it speeds off, this time driving much faster than before. Was it even legal to have a transforming truck like that drive-through street with a speed limit of 40 km/hr?
It didnât matter to Conman cause he takes his phone out and presses a few buttons before his skateboard grows two engines, and yours turns into a desk chair with a seatbelt for safety. You slowly turn to him, and heâs giving you a pointed look, âwe got a truck to chase, babe, strap in.â
Wearily sitting down and buckling the seatbelt, you feel Connie grab the chair before his engines rev up. Your whole life flashes before your eyes when you two start rolling down the hill, his board now travelling double the speed limit. The wind in your face starts to make your eyes water, but your boyfriend is determined to chase after the truck cause he starts yelling.
âGET BACK HERE! HOW DO YOU KNOW I DONâT PLAN ON PAYING TODAY? IâM TRYNA GET MY BABY TO TRY YOUR SHIT, YOU STONKER!â
The truck is in sight, but itâs serving someone right now and Connie screams, watching him hand his brownie off to someone else. Feeling you two slow down, you notice his engines are gone, but youâre still in your chair. He looks down at you and whispers something before gaining more speed.
Connie yells, and as the two of you zip through the area, he pushes your chair between the truck and the person who had just bought the brownie. You and your greedy raccoon hands snatch that bitch from them and ride off. The two of you laugh and ride towards the sunset, ready to enjoy your brownie sundae that just so happened to be free of charge.
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