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what a long distance marriage sounds like
Wife: [desperately trying to get off the phone]
Me: [saying absolutely anything I can to elongate the conversation]
Wife: Babe, this is it. I'm literally putting my foot down. [stomp]
Me: okay but which foot was it?
Wife: ... My right foot.
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Me, to my wife who I'm married to: you're cute, i love you
Me, to my wife who I've been married to for years: don't tell anyone I said that
My wife, who I married in front of all our family and friends: I'm gonna tell everyone
Me: [tom haverford voice] noooo!
x lydieclaus is a greedy jerk and needs moar starters apparently x
“——Why are you climbing through the window. You have a key. Why are you climbing through my window at three am?”
vanilla & plum & melon xoxo
vanilla: what i like best about youoh, sarah, my darling. i like lots best about you. i like your devotion to your life and the people in it. i like your ability to bounce back and forth between topics like nobody's business. i like that you'll talk to me about the hard things. i DON'T like that you live so far away, but i do like that you haven't let it hurt our friendship. i like you best about you.plum: a song that reminds me of you/your blogpretty much anything country and/or girl power. this one's for the girls by martina mcbride and red high heels by kellie pickler.melon: my first impression of youit's been so long that i just can't remember. probably that you were classy and calm with a big smile, a big laugh, and a big heart.
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Leigha I would only ever leave you for Jontron.
