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what a long distance marriage sounds like
Wife: [desperately trying to get off the phone]
Me: [saying absolutely anything I can to elongate the conversation]
Wife: Babe, this is it. I'm literally putting my foot down. [stomp]
Me: okay but which foot was it?
Wife: ... My right foot.
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Me, to my wife who I'm married to: you're cute, i love you
Me, to my wife who I've been married to for years: don't tell anyone I said that
My wife, who I married in front of all our family and friends: I'm gonna tell everyone
Me: [tom haverford voice] noooo!
x lydieclaus is a greedy jerk and needs moar starters apparently x
“——Why are you climbing through the window. You have a key. Why are you climbing through my window at three am?”
my nose is super sniffly, my lips are so dry they're trying to flake off, my hair is a big fuzzy fuzzball, i haven't started my last final, i don't want to waste time in class tonight, i'm in round one of an eight round fight with the california highway patrol and my insurance company, and all i want is an enormous cup of coffee steamed milk and vanilla. i'm done. sooooo done. (except i'm not. because i'm an adult and have responsibilities. boo. best of luck to you and yours during this, the season of academic torture.)
vanilla & plum & melon xoxo
vanilla: what i like best about youoh, sarah, my darling. i like lots best about you. i like your devotion to your life and the people in it. i like your ability to bounce back and forth between topics like nobody's business. i like that you'll talk to me about the hard things. i DON'T like that you live so far away, but i do like that you haven't let it hurt our friendship. i like you best about you.plum: a song that reminds me of you/your blogpretty much anything country and/or girl power. this one's for the girls by martina mcbride and red high heels by kellie pickler.melon: my first impression of youit's been so long that i just can't remember. probably that you were classy and calm with a big smile, a big laugh, and a big heart.
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Leigha I would only ever leave you for Jontron.
