#iloveswearing

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Well hello there.  I guess this first blog should be a little about me.  I'll start with a disclaimer...I'm not entirely sure who I am yet.  I'm still sort of still figuring that out.  Aw, fuck it...let's give it a shot, shall we?

I am a romantic at heart.  I love cheesy romance and LOVE public displays of affection...nothing wrong with a little grab ass or soft kiss across a table.  I adore the classic boy meets girl, falls in love, lives happily ever after sort of thing.  Fairy tales, forgotten glass slippers, declarations of love, those are all my sort of thing.  I love dramatics.  Like those scenes in movies where the boy does something completely crazy to show the girl he wronged that he was sorry and loved her more than anything.  Think John Cusack in 'Say Anything' when he holds up that boombox.  *sigh* 

I have an unapologetic love of shitty music.  Taylor Swift is my spirit animal.  Nothing gets you through a breakup like Swifty.  I don't give a shit, I love it.  I will probably never be cool enough to like indie bands or underground music...throw on some cheesy girl anthem or old school rap song and watch me work. 

I love swearing.  So motherfucking much.  I have the mouth of a trucker.  Get used to it.

I am basically a 15 year old boy in a chubby blonde girls body.  I love dirty humour.  I have a filthy sense of humour.  I also enjoy sarcasm.  Anything that would make a teenage boy laugh will also have me laughing uncontrollably.  If you laugh at my jokes, you are automatically my friend. 

I've decided that I won't apologize for who I am anymore.  I won't take it down a notch to make someone else like me.  I won't change to possibly settle into someone's life a little easier.  I am who I am.  If you love it, take a seat beside me bitch and order a beer...if you don't, there's the fucking door, ghost motherfucker. 

I have decided to love myself.  I'm a pretty cool chick that spent way too long hating herself.  I doubted myself.  I didn't think I was worth much.  I always thought I was too chubby, ugly, dumb, etc... Fuck that shit.  I'm fucking magical.  MAGICAL motherfuckers.  Ain't nobody got time for hatin'.  Playa's gonna play. 

Soooo that's it for now. I hope you enjoyed this little foray into crazy town.