#illuminanze

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Always answer the questions from the person who tagged you, then write your own questions 

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1. What kind of marine animal would you rather be? 

An orca! 

Pros:

Large and powerful

Badass

Nobody dares to mess with you ("killer whale", hello?)

Intelligent

Playful

Beautiful

Cons:

???

2. What’s the worst fanfic you ever read? 

Tough one. I usually back out really quickly if I find a bad one. I once tried reading that legendarily awful Harry Potter fanfic (you know which one), but I didn't make it very far. 

I have gladly read some really absurd ones, though; like Tetris fanfiction (I had to see what it was like, okay? And yes, it involved shipping differently shaped blocks with one another...), or that one time I found a Doctor Who/Fem Myror är Fler än Fyra Elefanter (Swedish educational children's show) crossover. Worst fanfic I haven't read: Fifty Shades of Gray

3. Are you more of an ice cream or a chips type of person?

Crisps, definitely. I love salty things, and while ice cream is one of the sweet things I actually do enjoy from time to time, I'm just not really that into sugar.

4. What personality trait annoys you the most in others? 

Wilful ignorance. Especially when they not only refuse to accept the evidence presented, but also decide to explain to me "how it really is" (bonus points for an implied condescending "sweetie").