#illegitimateborn

    the park had been vibrant and filled with far happier children than she had dealt with in the past few days. She had dealt with screaming parents and ridiculous star wars ‘fans’ who had the nerve to yell at her that Disney should never have ‘taken over’. (yeah well i’m just glad I have a job. jackass.) She remained polite to each guest. Her biggest delight today was the little girl dressed as han solo who had posed with her. The brother seemed quiet enough, but the younger girl did the talking for all three of them.

  she hadn’t noticed him until the brother from earlier was standing a few feet away from her, almost staring her down. 

        “ Hey there flyboy. . . well where is my smuggler? ” Margaery placed her hands lightly on her hips with a grin. It was almost time for them to close and she really hoped that he hadn’t lost the little girl. 

the sleepiest princess™ ��

“soft”

merry christmas, samantha!

13 December 1806: Birth of Charles Léon Denuelle, Napoleon’s first child.

Léon’s mother was Napoleon’s mistress, Eléonore Denuelle de La Plaigne. Napoleon met her in 1805, when she was a beautiful 18-year old in the employ of his sister, Caroline Bonaparte Murat (Eléonore was also the mistress of Caroline’s husband Joachim). In April 1806 Eléonore obtained a divorce from her husband, who was in prison for forgery. Napoleon set her up in a house on Rue de la Victoire in Paris. Napoleon was delighted when Eléonore became pregnant, as this proved he was not responsible for his wife Josephine’s infertility. When Eléonore asked for permission to name the baby Napoleon, he agreed to half the name. So the boy was christened Léon, and the birth certificate read:

The plan had been Christmas cookies, a sweet little surprise for when he came back from work: cookies and coffee and a kiss at the door. How hard could it be? Everyone made Christmas cookies, right? Children made Christmas cookies. Surely she could make Christmas cookies. 

But she had thought wrong.