#illegalityrefined

#What the flying fuck is this. #What #what is this #I dont #humans #explain what this #this abomination that has disgraced my fucking sight orbs #I think I just lost like 3% of my vision and at least 10% of my hearing with this bullshit.

I’M SO FUCKING SORRY.

@ressurrected-vxid Viniq with a note attached “Please, Gaster, for the love of everything, do not use this to get drunk.” along with a few pictures of him and Toriel, and Sans and Papyrus. Plus a butterscotch cinnamon pie for good measure.

@askthegoatbro Two pies with a note that says “You don’t have to share these two”, specially made headphones, a cool cape

@fallcndreemurr A knife with a hand carved handle, a red heart-shaped pillow, a note that says “Please don’t use this for hurting others”

@have-a-hotdog A ketchup cake, a new joke and pun book, a picture of one of those science skeletons with a crudely drawn hoodie on it and says “It’s you!”

@thegreatpapyrxs A puzzle book, a rubix cube, a custom size jacket, a cake in the shape of spaghetti

@blooky-dj​ A new microphone, headphones [both bud and over-the-ear], along with a box of chocolate

@ask-the-showbiz-robot Pink heart hair clips, a pink sweater, a microphone with a rose quartz carved handle

@illegalityrefined Specially designed building tools and a hand carved bow and arrow, along with a dark chocolate cake and some salt water taffy.

@unburdenedtimereaper Cinnamon butterscotch pie, jade hair sticks, and a box of chocolate.

@beatifection Apple pie, a bundle of roses, and a note that simply has a smiley face on it

@t33z Two butterscotch cinnamon pies, an apple pie, and a candy apple

@whiskeystitches A coffee cake, a box of extra dark chocolate, and whisky

@knightofnxthing A butterscotch cinnamon pie, a chocolate mousse pie, and a box of chocolates

@bxnerkiller A plush doll of the strange cat known as “Glunkus” and a chocolate pie

@thegreatandterriblepapyrus A pillow of the “FIGHT” button, a dead and preserved snap dragon, a bracelet made of bone, a bone cleaning kit, a knife with a bone carved handle, and a note that says “Regrettably, you are not nearly as bad as I once thought. Also, some of these presents were hard to find.”

Hair: Cuteness & Admiration

Forehead: Aloofness & Friendship

Eyes: Surprise & Gratitude

Chest: Deeper Admiration & love

Arms: Protectiveness 

… Aww, G+o+odness, Daichi! That Is T+o+o Sweet… Thank Y+ou!

(( Fingers: Secret Love for you  yOOOO that’s interesting -w- 

((n n nnoooo o 

telling lies is not okay dude

and I can almost hear Rosa screaming about this!

MY DEAREST ZAHHAK,

Your are invited to go fuck yourself.

I DON’T NEED YOUR DAMN ADVICE, AND WHILE YOU’RE FROLICKING IN FANTASY LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS “OKAY”, I’LL BE HERE, IN THE REAL WORLD.

Getting a fucking hobby or soaking myself in a flower scented tub of thermal liquid won’t fix my problems. I’m not stubborn, I’m what people called “realisitic”.

Yours truly, Syn.

Ah I completely understand. I apologize as well, I saw this earlier but I… Fell asleep. Again? Hm.

Well that’s good. What do you do for work? I’m currently working on reading through my trades and checking up on some information for a project.

#And I'm... eating? I'm eating.            #Willingly.            #This is so odd...            #eating disorder mention ?

Ah, I hope you had a good rest then.

Right now I am working with one of your alternates on replacement parts for injured trolls. Which if you know the kind of trolls that live on Alternia is a very good busness.