#ikiwed

Featuring: Officer Maya... Undead Larry... and a Mysterious Surprise Witness (of course!)

Dear Eric,

Your letter isn't useless at all!

Frankly, I'm glad to hear it.  I like my suit too.  Red is the color of power!

...And... I sometimes wonder that myself.

Dear Eric,

Why thank you!

Nice and spiky is just the way I like it.

Dear ikiwed,

A daughter?  Me?

Oh, I couldn't begin to say.  That would take some thought, possibly even seeing her with my own eyes.

You don't think they named tortellini before they saw it was shaped like Venus's navel, do you?

Dear Eric,

...Isn't that lady with the cotton candy hair a jurn-al-ist?

Then I don't want to be a jurn-al-ist!  If they speak like that, I'll bet they can't read either!

-Pearl Fey

Thank you for following.

Dear Prosecutor Zero,

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Looks like you have your write in vote here, folks!  If elected, I swear to abolish frowny faces!

Dear Eric,

I can read!

I... I just have trouble with some of the words.  Mystic Maya is helping me...