#ijokeaboutmanythings

Did I go up a cup size in the past week because guys are suddenly interested in me now?!

Why do guys shave but not clean up the beard hair after words? I mean I understand you are paying me to clean your house but when it comes to certain aspects of hygiene I feel that your hair should be cleaned up by you. Don’t subject the poor “mothers helper” into cleaning up your hair that somehow manages to get into every crevice of the counter and sink. Don’t get me wrong I love beards but cleaning up the facial hair of a man I hardly know is a slightly traumatic experience.

It’s so great my sisters and I all have crushes at the same time. Jennifer and Andrew, Erica and Thomas, and me and Johnny Depp. Maybe we could double date and see the new Pirates Of The Caribbean.

My mom just asked me when she will have some grandchildren. My reply, Challenge accepted. ;)

I've decided its time to start eating more healthy. So the past two days I've mostly eaten salad. Well it's actually taco salad but that still counts.

I know nothing about taking care of a baby besides not letting them have grapes and chocolate. Or is that dogs?

Im tired of my mother assuming that I don’t read my bible or pray. She’s always saying “I don’t listen to people who don’t pray.” Im sorry I don’t wave my faith around in your face brag about how big it is.