#ignamira

“HEEEEEEY!”

Vicky is shouting from the other side of the tents, waving her shirt like a flag.

“NICE TITTIES, AMI!!!!”

"Sooooo I realized I was the only mortal in the squad. Then Vicky is all planning something and I'm VERY CONCERNED. Help."

“...”

“Aight hold up, is this a clone situation, or a busted up the fourth wall multiverse situation?” QUESTIONS NEEDED ANSWERS.

“ I, like, wouldn’t be TOO surprised if the prince fucked up som’thin’ in between the timelines with all of his trips. ”

Sawyer enjoyed a nice long sit down after really any day at spooky camp given how... chaotic it always was around there. They enjoyed sitting around the campfire even more when someone decided to join them and tonight it happened to be Amira.

“Awww, bestie~! Your booty’s fine AF as well! Bet you could crush skulls with it!”

What’s a little complimenting of butts between friends? #JustGirlThings.

‘Huh... does beg the question though. Who has the better ass then- Ami’s mom, or her dad?’

“Forty-four.”

...What the fuck?

Vera finally locked her phone, stowing it away in her pocket before looking Amira in the eye.

“That is forty-four words you’ve wasted my time with when- as you so overtly stated- we both know you were going to just say “Yes” anyways.”

She sighs, obviously annoyed, but since she didn’t have to break out the blackmail then at least she’s less annoyed than she has to be. Sometimes she would just like for when she said “jump” for people to simply ask “How high?”

“To answer your questions- first off, you’re just explicitly incorrect. Damien spends about as much time tuning his car as he does practicing his drag hobby- which, I assumed meant he knew a damn thing about actually driving.”

“Turns out you only need to spend that much time fixing a car when you CONSTANTLY wreck it by driving like a drunk chimpanzee with a habitual rage against concrete.”

“As for the job,” She stops, glancing at the few stragglers still getting out of the building, “Meet me at my place. I’ll text you the address- bring whatever it is you drive best.”

Aaaand good bye Vicky, into Amira's bosom you go.

"AMI WAIT NO, THE WALL- MFF!"

Let's not address the fellow squadmate's inability to score dates! Nah Amira that isn't the kind of solidarity we were after right now.

"So you wanna come over and watch a dumb movie and have some pizza? I got the uh... pull apart crust your lil guys like a lot."

Team Hot Mess had to stick together.

Oz had tried... and totally failed! Maybe spending weeks pretty much inserting themself into their crushs life just to try and win a date wasn't the brightest... either way he was coping within the walls that PLAYER CHARACTER practiced. He was glad at least he wasn't alone.

"What gave it away? The sound of laughter earlier?" Oz asked in a slightly sotonic tone "Either way yeah I do."