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@biteyourcrush
The good news: I've finally fixed my computer and upgraded the GPU AND motherboard!
The "I want to do things to myself that I can't say online without getting flagged" news: Every Single File On My Desktop Is Gone
My icons... my art... my lore note documents... kaput.
So yeah, probably gonna. Be a bit longer before I'm back to anywhere approaching active
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*Holding Miravi in my hands*
I AM SO SOFT FOR THEM
Elsewhere...
“Hey, Va- uh, that is, strange cat merchant I have definitely never met before. I hear tell that you have... special wares for sale? I would like to get something nice for my wife.”
((Mod: Finally makes it back on tumblr)) ((Mod’s depression, job, and fucking improperly balanced HRT as well it fucking seems:
“What exactly are we gawking at now?”
Vera, that’s... that’s not how it’s spelled- oh you probably already know that and are playing this for an awkward joke, huh? The good ol’ “Explain it to me in detail” routine, I gotcha, I gotcha.
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"VICKY ARE YOU HITTIN' THE FUCKIN' DEPRESSO AGAIN?" Amira how did you kool-aid man through the wall- "DON'T WORRY I GOT THE DOG-"
Aaaand good bye Vicky, into Amira's bosom you go.
"AMI WAIT NO, THE WALL- MFF!"
Well, hard to complain about repair costs when you've got a face full of tits and your best friend's dog who's missed you probably as much as said best friend has.
royalreef:
She GASPS — smelling the meat before she sees it, though her eyes glitter all the same. Surely they don’t shine as much as her scales anyhow, lighting up in pulses of blue that flutter down her spine, rolling over her entire body as a wave.
“My beloved, my dearest, you didn’t have to bring me anything—!!!!” Her humility speaks different, when it’s punctuated by more kisses across Aaravi’s cheeks, across her nose and her brow and her chin, peppering her so thoroughly as though to refresh all the kisses she was missing in that time.
“I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you more than the moon loves the tide, the sun loves the surface, I love you deeper than the darkness and greater than all its weight, I love you as my blood loves my veins, I love you as my life loves my heartbeat, I love you with my breath and my pulse and my song in my chest — will you help me set the table with me, my ul’kiha? To welcome you back?”
“Oh, please- bringing back loot is half the fun of adventuring.”
The other half is the indiscriminate carnage. Hell yeah she’s gonna help set the table- family time is important after all.
And damn, if those words don’t feel nice to hear- even Aaravi’s normally brusque demeanor is cast aside as her brain can only think “I love my wife” after all that. She’s not nearly so good with words, but actions?
She leans over, capturing Miri’s mouth with her own in a kiss- it’s not the deep, longing kiss of being away for so long, nor the sensual kiss of desire- but it’s domestic, full of heart, and soft enough in passing as she went to go get some plates.
Actions, she could absolutely do.
atropaanimus:
“Well you see, bestie-”
Aaaand there goes the phone. It’s just… fucking gone. Wow. Congratulations Hope, you are the only mortal being thus far to see Milo remove a phone from their hands with such vigor, and see no phone in their hands for more than a few seconds!
“Due to work regulations, I cannot say. Plus I might get into a little scandal with your show for leaking spoilers. You’re absolutely fine though, darling, and for a very long time to come.”
Hmmmm. Well, that’s a whole lot of non-answering. How’re you gonna take it, Hope?
“Sus, but okay. Guess I’ll be taking a rain check on that free ice cream sundae.”
Well, at least she’s got her priorities. Now pop open some vino, Belladonna, Hope was serious about not being drunk enough for this.
SHE SHOULD HAVE COOKED SOMETHING, MADE SOMETHING! Of course she didn’t know Aaravi was coming back to prepare, but what kind of trophy wife is she, not even having something warm and delicious for her ul’kiha to come back to? It’s not like she can ask her serfs to make something either, she’s gotten too far out of that habit, and it’s not the same anyways!
A gift, maybe? Anything??? She’s too excited, she can’t think straight! Not that that was ever an option anyways.
Miranda might not have anything prepared, but Aaravi? Heheheh... Aaravi is pulling out a WHOLE ASS DEEP SEA CARCASS FROM HER INVENTORY! That baby’s been rotting in there for a WEEK, minimum!
Least she could do after being trapped away for so long is to bring home the metaphorical bacon.
@royalreef replied: Well there's only one way to stop that, and it's called this fish is happy enough to dip kiss Vera as well—
Oh shit that was quick. She barely has time to think before she’s getting macked on by a mackerel the local fish princess.
Not that she’s complaining, of course. She’s been far too long without her prescription of Miranda kissies. Still gonna be just a little bit of a huffy tsundere about it, but she wouldn’t be Vera Oberlin if she wasn’t right?
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“Of fucking course it took until Pride Month for this website to stop being homophobic.”
In this case, the definition being ‘inconvenient to her, a member of the alphabet mafia’.
BOLTS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE TO TACKLE HER WIFE AND MAKE OUT WITH HER AARAVI AARAVI AARAVI SHE'S MISSED YOU AARAVI—
Local Nerd in Denial gets FUCKING OBLITERATED by a wife-tackle, more news at 11. Yeah, she's back alright.
“-fix that one line error, and presto-change-o, we’re BACK ONLINE, BABY!”
“FINALLY! I’ve missed you too much, internet!”
“Can ONE of you nerds explain why it took THIS LONG for you to figure out what the hell was wrong with this idiot website? I MISSED VALENTINE’S DAY WITH MY WIFE BECAUSE OF YOU!”
“Debilitating depression!”
“... you sure that’s the right expression to match your statement there, sparky?”
((I have been Very Sleempy as of late (because convention and also getting married soon) so I probably won't be active for a while yet- but also. PC hitchhiker DLC. Rejuvenate me with lore, BeautifulGlitch))
@royalreef replied: "Ravi, you *know* I cannot accurately judge ass quality by sight alone."
"Sounds like a skill issue."
Oh fuck she just told her wife to git gud-
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"Oz got ass?"
"Oz got ass~"
"Oz got ass..."
"... This was in question? Y'all don't have eyes???"
"Maybe if Vera did more squats, she'd be out of bed by now."
Bitch, you were CHUGGING stamina potions after the first Coral Festival, where do you get off- wait, no, not like that THAT'S NOT HOW I MEANT IT NOOOOOOOOOO-
