No ok so actually it was very good (at least by my admittedly low standards) but like?? I fucking hated the romance let me tell you like (queen) Emily Blunt?? And (legend) Dwayne Johnson?? No madame not today not in this lifetime eurgh

Spoilers ig (didn’t tag the above as spoiler bc let’s be real we all knew it was going to happen) (although the spoiler below isn’t a particularly big plot point and you find out in like the first 30 minutes or smth idk I’m not good with time)