Send me ∞ and my muse will tell you…

If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning 

“was it ever even a question Darling?”

If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME

“You already have married me dearest.”

If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life

“it would be a Lie if i said anything else.”

If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply

“More than words can hope to express.”

If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

“you know as well as i how much we have done that and much more Dear.”

My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together

“mhmm~ truly the best~.”

If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life

“it again would be a Lie if i said anything else, my Love. not to mention a disservice to myself.”

Never be hungry, be surrounded by friends and family, and have adventures with said friends and family forever and ever.

Yeah...

respectfully confirms - it was one time and he felt bad immediately for looking but he can confirm dummy thicc claims

You’re not changing your character’s name because it’s what you go by (and I don’t want people taking my actual/legit online alias)...but you plaster the married name everywhere like (this).