#iamus

whoowhee he has a lot of kids let's see here...

I like Iamus based purely on how much Disney Protag vibes he gives off lmao I truly think that if he had a Disney song, it WOULD be "Go The Distance" and I mean that unironically.

I also really like Idmon, one of Cyrene's sons! He was a seer and sailed on the Argo but was run through by a boar before they reached Colchis. The thing is, he knew he would die on that voyage but went anyway, which makes him interesting imo.

Troilus :( Tenes </3 i will never forgive Achilles.

While we're on Trojan kids, Ileus! We know NOTHING about him apart from his parents but i love him because i headcanon him as a wolf boy.

EURYDICE IS AN APOLLO KID BTW!! NOT ONLY DID APOLLO UNOFFICALLY ADOPT ORPHEUS BUT HE MADE HIM HIS SON-IN-LAW AND WHEN TRAGEDY STRUCK HE WAS LIKE "OKAY MY MAN. WE'RE BOTH DEPRESSED AS FUCK. GO RESCUE MY DAUGHTER. OTHERWISE THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN IF WE KEEP THIS UP."

you KNOW Apollo would cry watching Hadestown. that's his baby girl :(

Iamus was made of love. Everything about him was surrounded by deep and profound love and like, let's not even talk about his whole Thing of when he came of age and was like "I need to find out what my purpose is" and he literally had a Disney Protagonist moment where he ran out into the wilds and was like "Father!! Grandfather!! Tell me what I'm supposed to doooo!!" and then APOLLO FUCKING ANSWERED AND LED HIM TO ONE HIS TEMPLES ENTIRELY BY TALKING WITH IAMUS AND LETTING HIM FOLLOW HIS VOICE FOR THE WHOLE JOURNEY LIKE -

- homeless man (died in the rangdan xenocides because of a stupid brotherly bet with lion el johnson that got him and his legion annihilated)

- twelve year old boy (blank whose legion was made specifically to deal with the eye of terror and they ended up merging with a shard of the void dragon)

- hooker (leader of alien version of ultramar that got nuked to shit and she got beheaded, still so mad she tries to rip leman russ apart in the warp daily)

and that’s it

(this is a reference to the ‘i got three looks’ meme)

art trade for the very wonderful @vaaloirr of her dnd birb monk, iamus!!! 

OKAY UM

cassandra as she actually is and not fanon her she is my girl she is darling she is everything she is barbie she deserves the world okay <333333

EVADNE EVERYONE EVADNE AND APOLLO ARE LITERALLY DISNEY STORY BEFORE WALT DISNEY WAS EVEN A CONCEPT ON THE UNIVERSAL PLAIN. Iamus their son is PEAK Disney protag complete with "I AM OOOON MY WAAAAYYYY I CAN GO THE DISTANCE" energy PLUS. EVADNE'S STEPDAD ISN'T A VILLAIN HE FREAKED OUT ABOUT HER BEING PREGNANT BECAUSE HER BIO DAD POSEIDON LEFT HER TO HIM TO CARE FOR (hey sidenote is this a case of mlm with a baby here. i don't recall evadne having a mom.) AND NOW SHE'S PREGANANT AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HE GOES TO DELPHI (aka his daughter's boyfriend LMAO) AND APOLLO'S LIKE "dw bro it's chill. it's my kid it's fine. we're good." AND SO HE COMES BACK AND IS CALMED DOWN NOW UNTIL OH WHAT'S THIS? WHY IS HIS BABY GRANDSON IN A PATCH OF FLOWERS???? BEING FED BY SNAKES???

because Evadne was scared he'd go off the deep end so she hid Iamus :( so stepdad takes the baby, finds her, and is like "we're good we're chill now, my grandbaby is so cute" (or something abouts that) and BOOM there happy ending <3333333

AND THEN MOVIE PART 2 CAN BE ABOUT IAMUS'S DRAMATIC DISNEY PROTAG STORY LIKE COME ON THIS IS SO SWEEEEEET!!!!

Rhoeo is another one. She gets tossed into a box for daring to be pregnant (god forbid woman have kids without their dad's permission. her dad is a piece of work.) and thrown into the sea but Apollo says fuck that and i think poseidon does him a solid and guides the box to delos where rhoeo gives birth to their son anius who becomes KING of delphi and also rhoeo is wingmanned by apollo and she gets a husband who was an apprentice of apollo and they're all one big chill family :D

IAMUS

I HAVE YET TO SEE A LICK OF FLOWER BOY DISNEY PROTAGONIST