#iamthegoddamnbatman

1:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? - I want to say yes but probably not

2:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? - Honestly I don’t even know, there’s a girl I really want to date (guess who lol) but pretty difficult from like thousands of km’s away

3:What if I told you that you were pretty? - I’d blush a lot and maybe want to kiss you a bit

4:Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? - Yep it sucks ass

5:Are you interested in anyone right now? - Yea some canadian girl

6:What are you looking forward to in the next week? - Nothing lol, just gunna be studying for my exams (that I’ll probably fail looool)

7:Do you want to be single? - Fuuuuck no

8:Did you go out or stay in last night? - Stayed in, it was a wednesday lol

9:How late did you stay up last night? - Like 12 or so

10:Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? - Hmmmm like a few months ago

11:Last three things you had to drink? - Black Macs Porter (great kiwi beer), juice and water I think?

12:Have you pretended to like someone? - Nope, seems super mean to do so

13:Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? - Same as the last one, na it seems super mean

14:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? - Mackay and Thomas probably, and my brother because I went to the kitchen and didn’t know he was home, aaaaaand I think that’s it? No girls, what a shame

15:Is it hard for you to get over someone? - At first, but like after a week or so it gets easier

16:Think back five months ago, were you single? - Yep

17:What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? - It’s not even 12 yet here

18:Hold hands with anyone this week? - Ya mum (nope)

19:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? - Oh fuck no 

20:What would you name your future daughter? - Dracula

21:Do you miss anyone? - Uhhhh yea actually

22:Have you kissed three or more people in one night? - Na I think the most is 2

23:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? - No but I wish it did

24:Are you good at hiding your feelings? - Better than I let on

25:Have you ever cried from being so mad? - Na 

26:Who did you last see in person? - My brother and his gf as they left the house, they said to go to uni but really, what would two 19 year olds be off doing

27:Are you listening to music right now? - Na, watching an old Jontron video

28:What is something you currently want right now? - Someone on me, also to be done with exams

29:What is the last thing you said out lot? - “Peace” - Sam Smith, 2015

30:How is your heart lately? - Like the worst

31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? - If I’m not hanging out with someone then yes

32:Are you wearing socks? - I actually just took them off, I’m still in bed and it’s pretty warm 

33:What do people call you? - “The most handsome” ‘Big Dick Champion’ ‘The hero of our hearts’ ‘The greatest male feminist’ Man really the list goes on and on

34:Will you talk to the person you like tonight? - Not in person but hopefully through some other means

35:Are there any stressful situations in your life? - My entire life

36:Who did you last share a bed with? - That girl I went home with the last time I was in town, felt very strange to wake up in Grey Lynn but she was super nice, I bought her milk for her flat and she cooked breakfast for us, haven’t seen her since

37:Did you do something bad today? - Haven’t had the chance yet

38:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? - Shit uuuuhhhh probably last saturday

39:Do you get stressed out easily? - Incredibly

40:Will you sing today? - Yea maybe in the shower

41:Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? - Uhhh yea there was a girl I really should have said something to but the time has passed so it doesn’t really matter now, oh well

42:Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? - Usually stacey or thomas and mackay, sometimes Paige too but she really just gets the serious stuff, sorry paige

43:Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? - Yea when I was a baby, I learned how to walk like just around my first birthday, and one of the first times I got up and properly got a stroll going I walked right up to the fire place and pressed my hands on the glass, melted the skin on them, so now I have a bunch of baby photos of me with little bandage mittens

44:What are you listening to right now? - Well this is a few minutes since answering 27 so now I’m listening to Animals as Leaders, Behaving Badly may be my favourite

45:What is wrong with you right now? - A lot of mental things, also I have a super out of whack sleeping pattern

46:What is on your wrists right now? - Currently nothing

47:Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? - I’m in my underwear rn….

48:What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? - Who has hot apple cider? It’s so good when it’s cold… so yea hot chocolate

49:Do you make wishes at 11:11? - Never serious ones but yea sometimes

50:Are you a good artist? - Drawing? Not at all. Music? Sorta mediocre and out of practice

51:Love really is a beautiful thing huh? - It’s pretty ok but sometimes it’s great

52:Do you miss the way things were six months ago? - Nothing was really different tbh

53:Ever been on a golf cart? - Yea but I didn’t get to drive it :(

54:Do you have trust issues? - Not really na

55:Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? - Na, I’ve tried but couldn’t do it, over the phone there’s not enough to keep you up

56:Do you own something from Hot Topic? - There are none in NZ I think? But yea na

57:Do you use chap stick? - Never needed it

58:Have you ever slapped someone in the face? - Yep but been slapped more 

59:Do you have a little sister? - Yea but honestly like, we don’t talk or see each other or anything, like ever outside of work

60:Have you ever been to New York? - Not yet, we should go

61:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? - Honestly, I don’t think so at all

62:Have you hugged someone within the last week? - Yea on saturday

63:What were you doing at midnight last night? - Trying to sleep

64:Have you ever regretted kissing someone? - Yes, but like, I wouldn’t take it back? Which makes me a terrible person but still

65:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? - There’s a few

66:Were your last three kisses from the same person? - Nope 

67:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? - Nope but I wish I did, I miss kissing

68:Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? - With someone else of course, spooning is great