#iamnotdiddy

If you don't recognize this line, this should help. Somebody I'm friends with on the Internet wrote this. People I'm friends with on the Internet write this kind of stuff all the time that gets seen by a lot of people. I think that's pretty damn cool.  Now if only all this coolness would have earned me a date to the prom. :(

Do you ever fart in a meeting as a passive aggressive means to end the meeting?If only that worked! Wouldn't it be great if that cleared the room? "I will say that this one time" I was summoned for a meeting in someone's office. When I got there, he walked out saying he would be right back, shutting the door on his way out. I was confused. I was sure he left me with a fart. I secretly filed this away for the day when I have an office.