Y'all, this COVID-thingy has brought out the entrepreneur in a lot of folks and I couldn't not be more excited for that. But it's also showing us that the educational system in this country is piss-poor. Sister Johnson strutted into the office like a peacock on crack just now sportin' a new face mask. Talkin' 'bout her granddaughter (the one that got busted for trying to spray paint Black Lives Matter in broad daylight on the police station a few weeks ago) made it for her. "She gots a mask-makin' business and she made this one here 'special for me," she screeches. I can tell she's grinnin' somethin' awful hard behind that mask because her pupils are poppin' like pop rocks candy. I lean in to look more closely at the mask. I gasp. Co-worker starts choking on her coffee. Pastor comes in, sees the mask, and walks right back out of the room, speakin' in tongues. Y'all!!! Her mask says, "Thot for Jesus." Co-worker grabs her purse, and flask, and runs out the room. I say, "Sister Johnson, it says you're a "thot" ... for Jesus. She gonna say to me, "That's right! My thoughts is on Jesus." And then she starts shoutin' "Ooh shabba ohhh sheeerooo!" 😲😲 I can't do this! I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T! 😟 😁 Happy #wellnesswednesday, y'all! Stay safe and sane out there! #laugheristhebestmedicine #SisterJohnsonChronicles #iamgoingtohellforsureonthisone #rebekahpierce #educationisnotsocommonapparently #entrepreneurlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CDOoF96jM_b/?igshid=1hd076m52el67
