#i'magenius

Just thought of the greatest way to win a round of 2 truths and a lie.

Example:

“I’ve never broken a bone.

“I’ve had three near death experiences.

*writing a report on a public planning commissions board meeting on the "public's reaction and participation..."

"The general public did not have much of a reaction to any final decisions as the public was largely absent and did not show any notable response either way."

Without them I don't think I can live.

I wish I could give my fucks to you, 

YOLO

YOVO

but not

So today i woke up from my mid-day nap and rushed across campus to get to my bio class, thinking i was late. turns out i was an hour off, so now im sitting in memorial union, sweating, out of breath, and trying to forget the last 10 minuets where i sat in a room full of people i had never seen before and answered a question by the (what i thought to be) substitute teacher, only to finally realize i was in fact, NOT in the right room, and left, much to my chagrin. then presided to look in every room in the building for my class, popping my head in every door crack, looking at the random people inside with a half desperate, half delusional face, before i FINALLY realized that i was an hour off.