#i'm guy

Guy who says "but I could have been making that up / doing that on purpose" every time he brings up a suspicious symptom because he believes he's most likely just trying to convince himself that he has a disorder he actually doesn't

guy who got personally offended by david letterman calling special agent dale cooper "nuts" during his 1990 interview with kyle maclachlan

wow the superbowl was incredible this year - guy who turned it on at halftime and immediately turned it off when kendrick was done

Guy who hates colouring in, about to use a colouring pencil for the background on an A3 piece of work:

[guy with brown hair voice] you should give your OCs beautiful brown hair by the way. Maybe even brown eyes too

Guy who is slowly being worn down until there is nothing left of him: just gotta make it to the weekend! 😁

guy who just got called a "new breed" because the other person said something completely incomprehensible and refused to elaborate