#i uh..

gonna make it like a repost thread 😔

Will you help me? I need help and don't know who to ask because I'm scared to ask because I don't know if it's normal to feel this way. So let me ask you an honest question since you're 26 and would probably know the answer by now. This is what happened. I'm scared because I farted, and my butt hole feels funny afterward like it's sore but it's not sore but I still feel something like a sore muscle since the fart vibrated and now my butt hole feels like the door is stuck open in the release position. I don't know how to explain it since it's never happened to me except that it's like an open window and the wind is blowing softly through the window but I can also feel the window frame jammed open like a convulsion or spasm. Should I use a cork and see a doctor or it relaxes closed soon? I think there's old loaf of bread ready to come out but it hasn't let me know. Maybe the yeast has risen in the bread and opened the window, letting me know, but I don't feel like there's a turtle head, only wind. What do I do?