a little birdie told me that something special is happening on july 15th. guess what it is 👀

a: gangnam style 14th anniversary

b: twitter was founded

c: a certain fella's birthday

all the answers are correct, but we are NAWT turning the honmoon gold nor are we fighting elon musk. why? because we are getting F. R. E. A. K. Y. with izuku midoriya on that day. YES. THIS IS ABOUT BIRTHDAY SEX WITH IZUKUUUUUUUUUU🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

BUT NOBODY MOVE‼️ our party planner 🧁 anon has worked hard (not talking shinee) on the itenary for this auspicious day. and she is here to relay the information.

ACTIVITY NUMBERO UNO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ izuku has gotten tons of amazing birthday presents. rare all might merch. saw bts on the front row AND TOOK A SELFIE WITH JUNGKOOK. went on a caribbean cruise and was seen throwing it back. but the bestest gift he can ever recieve is reader naked and tied up in green ribbon on his bed. with whipped cream and fluffy green handcuffs.

ACTIVITY TWO TWO TWO TO TO TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR🗣️‼️ izuku has gotten a variety of cake flavours for his birthday. strawberry. chocolate. vanilla. cheesecake. but the best cake of all is reader's because, as cupcakke once said....

monday eat my ass

tuesday eat my ass

wednesday eat my ass

thursday eat my ass

friday eat my ass

saturday eat my ass

i really honour god so sunday i let you fast

but i can guarantee you 67 sextillion percent that reader's ass isn't the only thing he's eating. that man will come for her punani. he is going to outcookie that monster. according to tmz cookie monster was found dead in atlanta on july 15th at 6pm after he received the news that the number four hero of japan ate way more cookies than him. i will pay my respects by giving big bird a big bag with one cookie in it.

and finally...the cherry on top *AHEM* i mean izuku on top (of me)...mark your calendars because petit midoriya is due to be born on april 15th...baby shower will be coming sometime in february... (hi i'm 🧁 anon i'm tha mama and...i think it's gawna be a BOY💙)

and that's a wrap! our itenary is packed (like my uterus) and we are going to have a loooooooong day (because the sessions are long).

-🧁

(p.s: this might be 🧁 anon's fave ask...had her all giggly and shi knowing damn well she got work tmrw)

im back from the war!! and on the holy day of july 15th??? absolute cinema

please the way i screamed at this whole entire post 😭😭😭 we really running through the musutafu streets with the green loonlings like a pack of feral animals... loonland is thriving, the anons are surviving, and the vibes? immaculate..... i hope

also wait... okay weird coincidence but i lowkey just saw bts in brussels more than a week ago lmao?? the universe is literally aligning for this birthday post. and throwing it back on the cruise... yeah that sounds exactly like izuku 💀

i see i see we are back with the tying up and whipped cream let’s gooo. the itinerary has me in absolute shambles help me. not the green ribbon and fluffy handcuffs!!! but honestly he deserves the world! rare all might merch is temporary, but reader wrapped like a present is forever

and "i really honour god so sunday i let you fast" im deaaaad ur so funny 😭 also the best use of cupcakke lyrics in history 😭🗣️‼️‼️

and that's a wrap! our itinerary is packed (like my uterus) stoppp???? lmaoooo 😭 please i cannot breathe. congrats on petit midoriya due in april, i'll start preparing the tiny green onesies immediately (and yes we are nawt fighting elon musk today, we have bigger and freakier fish to fry)

hi im loony and i think ur going to be all mights love child