#i just... did

impulsively grabs a twitter so I can be sure no one takes My Username TM before I do, has no idea what I’m doing

The first assassin said, “I only kill people I like.” “Really?” asked his friend, a fellow assassin. “That seems counter-intuitive to me.” “Not when you think about it,” said the first assassin. “I don’t want killing to ever be easy to me. My parents stressed that you shouldn’t desensitize yourself to violence.” “But we’re assassins,” said the fellow assassin. “We kill them. It doesn’t matter how we feel. We’re not good people.” “I don’t see why that has to be,” the first assassin mumbled. “Would you kill me?” asked the fellow assassin. “Probably,” said the first assassin. “I hadn’t thought about it.” “You need to think about things like that before you start spouting dumb moralities.” “Don’t call my moralities dumb.” “... I’m sorry.” “It’s okay. I studied philosophy in elementary.” “Who teaches elementary kids philosophy?” the fellow assassin said. “I had a strange childhood,” said the first assassin.

Now that the finale of Fringe has me in tears, I'm not sure what to do with my life.